**SENSORED (due to comeplaints)**

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& BEYOND!

Clinton Scandal Coverup!

Wassies World detectives have today uncovered new evidence that could prove that the the Clinton scandal could be a coverup cooked by the sex machine president himself William Clinton. Authorities say they found clues that suggest the president was covering up a meeting with Down Town **SENSORED (complaints)** by paying Monica 'puffy cheeks' Lewinsky in excess of�$45,000,000 to say that she had sexual relations him. Clues found were :- �I'm from down town badge, half price Monday & Tuesday flier and in his diary it says "important: remember to take advantage of half price Tuesday". Nothing has been proved yet but when our staff approached him and asked if it was true that it was a coverup and if he had had a sexual experience with **SENSORED (complaints)**, he replied, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman". We expect him to confess in about a month.

Arjuna Makes Point!

Arjuna Ranatunga has made his feelings quite clear to all, especially 'maggot in white' Ross Emerson. There have been many rumors of what was said, in the conversation pictured above, but now Wassies World has the inside scoop. We placed a covert listening device in Arjuna'a pocket which captured the whole conversation. �So here we have the very conversation that all the hype is about.

RE = Ross Emerson

AR = Arjuna Ranatunga

AR - What do you think you are doing?

RE - I am calling for drinks

AR - You are a racist @#$%head!

RE - What the hell are you talking about?

� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � AR - You always call for drinks, you never call for food! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � You know Im hungry. RACIST!

� � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � �RE - But there is no such thing as having a food break! � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � � That is what the lunch break is for!

AR - I need many snacks between those break times, there are only so many pompadoms i can fit in my pockets!

RE - Just get back to game before i call it of fand give the Poms the win!

AR - No, i am not taking this, its is not fair.

Arjuna then left the field with his team, went to theteam fridge and ate a nice warm meal before entering the arena again to continue play, on a full stomach!

Electric Chill Forcast!

Wassies World mega telescope has detected a cold front that could reach temperatures that even the polars will enjoy. The front will be expected about July 4th - 7:32pm PBT (polar bear time). It's gonna be electric!

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