***WASSIES COLUMN! ***

Goodbye Aussie Rose

Welcome to another fab wassies column, the column where i can crap on as much as i like! Well, my first order of business to to congratulate Marcus Taylor on his wonderful career! MARVELOUS!    Also I must congratulate Steven Waugh on finally stealing Tubby's job,     Well done Steve!

~The Question is, what is Steve Waugh saying to Mark Taylor in this picture? E-mail us what you think is being said!

~Wassies Answer~

Steve: "Hurry up and retire tubby, I want to be captain before I'm as old as you."

***CAPTION***

Steve Waugh and Mark Taylor walking onto some cricket ground.

Do The Macarena

Now, I know there are a lot of people who really love the Macarena dance, but do not know how, and would really like to learn it. This is for all you people. So here is Weird Al to show you how to do it!

Thank you for reading my small, but effective column, I hope you found it as useless as I did!

See Ya Soon!