aleem            Mark        hane  

                                                               (Episode#1 ~ Episode#2 below)

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 $aleem: I spent a lot of money getting my own column but now i have it, and i intend to use it. I am still waiting for tim court's reply to my offer to drop the U21 Vs U16 match.

 Mark: I have some interesting news $aleem, the pitch is looking a bit grassy and the weather should be good for the days play. There won't be any broken ankles of smashed faces on this great flat surface of the BPCG, with a fast, smooth outfield and first class bowling run-ups!

$hane: Well, i'm back from injury, but no one paid me enough money to tell them how i really did it, until now, thanks $aleem. I was sitting in a hotel in India, eating my canned spaghetti, when i had a sudden craving for some Heinz canned baked beans. So i went to the cupboard and grabbed one of the few remaining cans, grabbed the can opener and as i turned the knob i twisted my shoulder and it popped out like Corey McKernans!

$aleem: Oh.......Ok.

Mark: If anyone has dandref, i have the thing for you. Nice Roll, Nisoral, Nis O Rol....

$aleem: Mark, we are a non-profit page, so dont start with your dandref problems!

Mark: How much will you give me to stop?

$aleem: One fixed match.

$hane: And a can of baked beans & electric can opener, please?

$aleem: Oh, Ok, if i have to. I'm sorry Warney, i have to be honest with ya, I paid the English batsman to play crappy sweep shots off Stewie (macgil) in the fifth test match at the SCG.

To be continued..............

Well, that is all we have time for this issue of $M$ join us next month to find out how Warney will react. Goodbye and happy bribing! 

                                 SMS continues from the last edition.......             Episode #2  

$hane:  Well, I have to be honest with you too $aleem, I was the one that told your mommy that you were making illeagal bribes, so lick that $aleem!

Mark:   Calm down boys, Be nice..roll

$hane:   Did someone say riceroll, soounds yum.

$aleem:   Did someone say Bankroll?

Mark:   ummm.....what?

$hane:   I'm hungry, $aleem, can you shout me some lunch?

$aleem:   No, i spent all my money on other THINGS.....

Mark:   Fag!

$hane:   No thanks, I quit!

~~~~~Tubby walks in and catches our there friends deciding who would win the 1999 World Cup.~~~~~~

$aleem, Mark & $hane:  Oh No!

What will tubby do to our boys? find out in the next episode of SMS, coming shortly!