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A widow!
What goes 'Ha Ha' thump thump?
A leper laughing his balls off!
Why do gypsies not use condoms?
Because they have crystal balls and can see what's coming!
Did you hear about the Jewish cheerleader?
She wanted her quarterback!
What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own!
A male consultant is a bloke who knows 142 ways to make love...
but doesn't know any women.
A Scotsman appears in court charged with making love to a cat outside of his local supermarket. The judge throws the case out of court saying "Case dismissed!! I've never heard of a Scotsman putting anything in the kitty".
What do you call a rabbit with a bent penis?
Fucks Funny!
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets!
Why did god create ejaculation?
So women would know when to stop sucking!
Did you hear about the three gay guys who attacked a woman?
Two held her down and one did her hair!
Hear about the dyslexic guy who was invited to a Toga party and went along dressed up as a goat?
Why don't witches wear underwear when they ride their brooms?
Better grip!
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache
Do you know why they call it the Wonderbra?
When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
What's the most intelligent organ in a woman's body?
The penis!
What does a woman take in bed after sex?
Space!
How can you tell if you had a really great blow job?
You have to pull the sheet out of your ass!
