Hahaha, so Calvin's got the right idea.

I'll admit it.  I personally detest Valentine's Day.  I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a sweet idea and all... but there's just something so WRONG with it.  It's so reserved for COUPLES.  Why can't there be a Single's Day or something?  Some kinda holiday where we can celebrate independence... not quite like the 4th of July.