My Christianity Page

 

 

Okay, this is a really groovy Jpeg that I found online. I do believe that Jesus is the light of the world, and can save all of our lives, if only we give him the chance to change us. And then your life is like so cool, and you become like a zombie! (hey, that's from a song!) Don't worry, it's cool, you're not like posessed, but your a zombie, and you can eat people! (um... I mean bring them to christ too)

 

 

 

The Condemnation List (if you're a wuss, then don't read further.)

Just kidding, I wouldn't do that to you, anyway the book of Revelation is too scary for even me, so, I'll just talk about the good stuff, like coffee... Oh! I mean Jesus!

Ministry to Others

I recently went to Toronto, and like 9,000 other teens to Toronto! We went there to see Cher in Concert! Oh, wait, I mean minister to others, and to learn something ourselves. It was called NYC (Nazarene youth Congress [my denomination is nazarene, it's like halfway between Satan worshiping, and Christianity {just Joking!} it's really just christian, basically]). It was pretty cool, other than the fact that I was stuck on the 35 floor of our hotel when the fire alarm went off, and the elevators stopped, and I had to go down 35 flights of stairs! (no joke! really! I mean it! Why don't you believe me?!) We all had a lot of fun, and were able to meet many other christians our age, which was cool, knowing that there were other people out there, going through the same thing we were.

Well, anyway, we had a group of singers who sang some really cool songs, many from "Wow Worship," which is a really cool CD.

Soon, on this page, I will have pictures of our teen group, from Jimmy jumping up and down, to Derek, making the world go 'round.

Okay, that's it for now, all I have to say is that Jesus ROCKS! So, sacrifice all of your cattle and pets to him! (JOKING!) (I mean about the sacrificing thing, Jesus really does rock, even more than the BSB, yeah, believe it!)

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