That's right! Real Pictures coming Soon
to a web site near... um... here. Also, check back soon for a schmoozing chat room!Jason's Schmoozing Site!
That's right! Real Pictures coming Soon
to a web site near... um... here. Also, check back soon for a schmoozing chat room!
General Overview of ME!
Okay, this is a web page dedicated to me, my interests, and my little quirks, that I'm sure, if you got to know me, you'd love! Well, I love astronomy! And I'm sure that you would too, if you cared! Um... well, I'm not gay, for all of you women out there. As for the girls, I'm still available, ladies, so give me a call! 1-800-EAT-POOP.
MY FRIENDS
Um... Well my friends are Joey (my friend who is totally obsessed with hunting, oh, I mean deer!), Jeremy (well, we love Jeremy!)Derek (who is our resident weight lifter, keep reaching for that rainbow, buddy!) Jimmy, my most emotionally unstable friend, that is his own stalker. You can visit his page, it's like on my links page! There's also David, but we never see him anymore, since he got caught in that motor assembly plant, he's now happily traveling the countryside, attached to his favorite car, feeding upon the bugs they pass! Okay, now, there's Adam, who I haven't seen all year, thanks to the Green carpet under my bed! (don't ask)
My Girlfriends, Fact or Fiction you decide! (isn't this fun?)
Janie, the woman I already have, and still plan to marry! Hillary Boyce, my mistress, and Dayna Keelor, oh, I guess Dayna's mistress number two, sorry Dayna. And there are various others working the ranks (yeah you know who you are!)
COFFEE!
Okay, I'm totally addicted to coffee, and am not ashamed to admit it. I started drinking at age 6, because it made us cool (yeah, we all really needed that). And since them, I've come to love it! I've even dedicated an entire web page to the wonderfulness (yeah, that's my own special word!) of coffee!
Diet Coke!
Diet Coke is my staple food (well, drink for all of you nitpickers!). I think Diet coke is the best thing in the world, and it's creator, is God, don't you agree, I mean c'mon people! Don't you just love the refreshing feeling of when you take the first gulp, and it burns the back of your throat really bad, and it hurts so much that you take another drink and realize that it was what caused your pain in the first place, and then you shoot the can with your rifle, and then you get it all over your computer desk, and try to sue the Coca-Cola company for a faulty sealing process. C'mon, you know what I'm talking about!
Schmoozing!
Yes, none of us really know what schmoozing is, but we all do it! Isn't that weird? It's kind've those, oh my gosh, what is that on my big toe! kind've moments, isn't it? As for my personal opinion on schmoozing, I believe that all shmoozers should have their own sectioin of restaraunt seating, and should not be discriminated against in a court of law, and that all shmoozers may not eat cottage cheese after 6 PM on Thursdays.
That's it for this page, but I have more! So, um, just click on a link, that is, if you like what you read, if not, you're gay (I mean that in the most jovial sense, really!). The links may not work for a few days, but check back every week or so, and maybe I'll have them running!
If you have any comments, suggestions, or questions concerning any of my pages, please feel free to e-mail me at My Address. Thanks.
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