I think every guy at one time or another has experienced the mistake of taking a female at face value when it comes down to asking them a question. What I'm getting at is that Men are direct and open about what they want. On the other hand, women never say what they actually mean. Here are some examples of common traps that women have set for men.

Let's say for the sake of arguement that a Man makes a grave mistake and askes a Woman where she'd like to eat...

WHAT WOMEN SAY... "It doesn't matter" or "You choose"

Regardless of what you decide, you're already screwed! No doubt you'll pull up to a restaurant and she'll tell you she doesn't want to eat there!

WHAT A WOMAN MEANS IS... I don't want to choose a place, but it doesn't really mater where you decide because I'm not in the mood to eat at the place where you drive to!



WHAT WOMEN SAY... "Honey, I need you to go to the store for me"

You guessed it alright! WHAT A WOMAN REALLY MEANS IS... She wants to embarrass the living hell out of you by telling you to purchase the worlds largest box of Maxi-pads that are made! It's downright amazing how they time everything so well. They always seem to have enough for the first crimson wave, yet they seem to need it directly after it hits!

WHAT WOMEN SAY... I just want to be friends

WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS... Give it up, You're not getting laid!



WHAT WOMAN SAY... Let's not exchange presents...(Now this could have 2 possible meanings!)

WHAT A WOMAN REALLY MEANS IS... Don't waste your money, I'll be breaking up with you shortly afterwards anyway! ...or if you're on solid ground with her, it may mean... Pal, if you don't drive yourself crazy buying me an outrageous present, you're in deep!



WHAT A WOMAN SAYS... Who's she?

WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS... Are you having sex with her?



WOMAN SAYS... "How do I look?"

WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS... If you don't have a unique way of flattering me, either I'll go back and change clothes a dozen times & do things to make you sufficiently late or make you pay for it in a numerous amount of painful ways!



WHAT WOMAN SAY... "This place is a mess!"

WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS... One of 2 things guys! If you're just getting to know her it probably means ...Oh good, it looks like he doesn't have a girlfriend! ...or if you've been seeing her prior to this it could mean ..."Hmmm, I'll do a few loads of laundry & straighten things up a bit for him & before he knows it, I'll be living with him!"


You're just getting used to having a female around...

Ok, so you've been together for a while now. It's now time for you to experience some forms of ritual torture as only a Woman could pull off!


WHAT WOMEN SAY..."You've got to start taking better care of yourself Honey"

WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS IS... I'm going to keep you around for quite some time, so don't think you're getting off so easy by dying on me now! ...or you better shape up because I'll be damned if I'm going to be stuck taking care of you!



WHAT WOMEN SAY... "You don't bring me flowers anymore"

WHAT WOMEN MEAN... If you don't start acting like we're still dating, you're going to start eating food that makes prison cuisine attractive!



WHAT WOMEN SAY... "I'm fat!"

WHAT WOMEN MEAN...I'm not feeling good about myself, & face it, misery loves company so either you make me feel better or you're going to share in my misery!



WHAT WOMEN SAY... Honey, what are you thinking about?

WHAT WOMEN MEAN... What the hell are you hiding from me?

A brief note: Ladies, Men are very basic creatures. When you ask what we're thinking about, the honest answer IS nothing! Most of the time, men aren't terribly philosophical, our heads are just a void, must like the black hole in space, so just get used to it.



WHAT WOMEN SAY... Honey, this place looks terrible, we need to redecorate (WE??? LOL)

WHAT WOMEN MEAN... You're feeling WAY too comfortable & secure about your life, I wonder how you'll take it when I redo the bedroom in Pink, with lots of pillows & frilly things!



WHAT A WOMAN SAYS... Don't worry Honey. it happens to alot of Men

WHAT A WOMAN MEANS... Oh God, What a loser!



WHAT WOMEN SAY... I don't care about what a man does for a livin.

WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN... By saying this I don't look like superficial, but I'll be damned if I'm going out with a guy who can't afford me!