The Gospel Truth!
A young sparrow was flying south for the winter. Not realizing his late departure, the tiny birds wing froze in mid flight & the poor sparrow plunged down to the cold hard concrete! If this wasn't bad enough, a cow walks along, stands astride the little bird & craps on him. The cow patty was so moist and steamy, it apparently thawed the little fellow out! Thrilled just to be alive, the sparrow was so happy that he popped his head up through the pile of crap & began to chirp. An alley cat came along, saw the bird, digs him out of the crap, cleans him off ...and eats him!

The moral of the story is: Everyone who craps on you isn't always an ENEMY! Anyone who gets you out of a pile of crap isn't always a FRIEND, and when your warm and happy somewhere, no matter where it is, STAY THERE AND SHUT THE HELL UP!
I've heard about some polite Bikers...(yeah, right!)
SOME OF THE ALL TIME GREAT LINES I'VE HEARD (or said...)

Respect you in the morning? Hell, I don't respect you now!

Hey, I'm not prejudice...I hate EVERYONE!!!

Hey, chrome won't get ya home...but it will get ya laid!

There's no life, like low life!

9 out of 10 Women are battered, but I still enjoy eating mine plain!

Life aint easy when your fat and greasy!

Free All Axe Murderers!

Harley riders are a dime a dozen, but Bikers are a rare breed

Remember Kids... Jeffrey Dahmer says "Tattoos Taste Great!"

Show Your Bodacious Ta Ta's!

Just Say Moe!

America: Speak English or Get The Hell Out!



Guy with an Attitude seeks Girl with low Self-esteem to dump on

Kick me till I scream, & Place your face below my waist!

Never try to teach a pig to sing, it's a waste of time & besides, it annoys the damn pig!

Beat me, Bite Me, Whip me, Call me Trash, Screw my brains out, Tell me you love me, & then get the Hell out!

I swear, when I catch up with him, he's gonna get a 12 guage enema!

SIGN ON BIKERS FRONT DOOR: WARNING ! This House is Occupied by a Trained Attack BIKER! He Hates Con men, Salesmen, Beggars, Thieves & Bill Collectors! You've been WARNED! Unless you're Blind or can't read, you can bet your ass I gonna stomp the living shit out of you if you bother me!

In The Eloquence Department.... On the back of a Bikers T-shirt "If you can read this, the bitch fell off the back"

(Biker speaking to his ol'lady) Well, It's about time for dizzy bitch to come along & screw up my life. I guess it might as well be you! (And that was a Marriage Proposal!)
For the Doubting Thomas
The path of the righteous man is on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyrany of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity, and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness,for he is truly his Brothers Keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with Great Vengence and Furious Anger to those who attempt to poison and destroy My Brothers! And You will know, I AM THE LORD, When I Lay My Vengence Upon Thee...
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