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Welcome Brothers & Sisters to The Church Of the Fallen Biker, I'm the Pastor. I started The Church of the Fallen Biker in the spring of 98 so that maniacal Bikers like me, with little to no computer experience had a place to go & feel at home. Since I started the site, it's no longer just me, we've got some Brothers & Sisters working with us now.
At the bottom of the page is a link to The Church People, It's has some info about the fine
upstanding folks here at the Church. After seeing us in the Rectory, you haven't run away, feel free to roam around, pick though all the cool stuff we've got & have fun!
Things used to be pretty quiet around here, but we're getting some heavy traffic ever since we started soliciting suggestions. Some we're pretty wild. One of them was something about The Church Ladies & Nude Creamed Corn Wrestling!
Unfortunately we couldn't do it because some of The Church Ladies complained about getting corn stuck in their hoo hoo, but it did make us a frequent stop for some folks just to see what totally tasteless crap we were up to.
Let's see... upon request, we brought you Fat Chicks bouncing, the cyber torture of a Goldfish, a rehab program for Hamsters addicted to tainted hamsterchow, an inside look at humor on Death Row, some of the absolute worst advice on how to deal with an irate police officer,( now that was fun!) and a new concept for fast food, Pizza Jesus!
You can see most of our incredibly warped stuff by using the links at the bottom of the page. I think we're only missing a few odds & ends like our failed attempt at opening of our own amusement park, "Six Flags Over Jesus".
Hey,
those terrible accusations weren't at all true! Besides, the whole thing was overturned by a court! How on earth were we to know that the guy that we hired to play Moses was gonna get loaded, stumble in the burning bush & become ignited? I've got to admit though, when he fell backwards into that fence, it did make the roller coaster "Ride to Hell" seem pretty damn realistic. Go figure, huh?
After you finish visiting us, If you like what we're doin' here & you've got a screw loose like the rest of us do, Please join us!
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Here's something that's food for thought.
God created Man. Within the Garden of Eden, God decided to create a companion for Man. and thus, God created Woman. Man, being intrigued by Woman, asked God, "God, why did you make Women so attactive?" God replied, "So You would like them." Man then retorted to God, "God, why did you make her so stupid though?" God laughed and replied, "So They would like You!"
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I'd like to take a moment of time here to bring everyone up to speed...----he last time I was able to get into my files on Fortunecity's server has been an astounding 2 years! Fortunecity decided to discontinue the file editing system, thus making everyone who didn't use a web-builder of some sorts, (WYSIWYG editor, Front Page, etc.) or other web-authoring software, was out in the dark! Needless to say, I haven't been able to change anything on rhe website For Two Years!
To give you folks an idea of what's changed, I'll give you the "Readers Digest version", fair enuff?
Pastor has been busy riding "Baby". (Noooo, that's my Bike silly! :-) She's lookin' fine too! Use the link on this page to visit my personal site, there's pics in there! Hmmm, let's see...
Pastor's still single & open season ladies so don't be shy, go ahead & drop him a line, he's inactively looking for the right lady to put on the back of his scoot! He's met a few nice ladies from an personal ad previously placed on another biker website but hasn't found her so far. ...He did meet a host of undesirables, married women, nutcases & lunatics,but then again, he also met some nice ladies who were looking to fill his p-pad, but he hasn't found that special lady he'd like to fill the empty P-pad with as of yet... I'm poor as a Church mouse, but I still have my scoot & I'm putting her back together very soon :-) I'm on Dissability, so I'm squeeking by, but I really need to get something going on & look towards the future.
As They Say... Just as soon as you think you've built a better mouse trap, along come faster mice!
My life did about 4 to 5 "360's" in a row thrusting me head first into the twilight zone! What had started out as a wager/joke between a friend & I, somehow went awray. Now, normally that would be a recipe for disaster, but everything took a very unexpected turn that changed the whole course of my life!
As I had mentioned earlier, I placed a personal ad on a Biker website. I thought, "Hey! If I'm going to go that far, I might as well describe my ideal lady, not leaving out a single detail... What the hell, go for broke, huh?
I'm just getting back into the swing of things... I'll post all the updates since I've been down & tell ya bout The New Church I'm Building & All The Exciting Things We'll be doing there!!!
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Our Site Directory
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The Church People
"The Church people"?
Sounds like a weird cult, doesn't it?)
Pastor's own private Idaho... (Go figure??)
It's called "IHOP" (The International House Of Pastor, damn pancake people took my logo... grrrr!)
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Amazing Facts from Death
Row!
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Help For Hooked Hamsters!
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Stopped by a Cop? Here's What to Say!
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The Gospel Truth!
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Some Famous Last Words
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Our Favorite Quotes!
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What is a Biker? Read this!
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Are you a Biker? Take the test!
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A Biker & his new wife!
What Women Say VS. What They Really Mean!
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Visit Our Friends websites!
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Advice We Give, Email
We Get!
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