Duran Duran kicks Phen Phen

by Rosey "Rex" Rose

RR:  Few of your fans realize that since the release of you last hit, Ordinary World, your band has been through a major bout with obesity.  Of course, you're looking good now, but not without the help of the recently recalled drug combination Phen Phen.  How do you feel about the recall?

DD:  Que sera sera.  Now that it's a no no, I'm not sure I know what to do do.

RR:  Do do?  Does this mean you're trying to purge with laxatives?

DD:  No.  No.  Duran Duran loses weight by having sex with twin go go girls girls.

RR:  Is there an echo echo?  Now you've got me doing it.

DD:  Doing what what?

RR:  Repeating the last words of phrases phrases.

DD:  Don't worry about it.  It sounds normal after while while--like Phen Phen.  When I started taking Phen Phen, I weighed 268 pounds.  Now I weigh half of what I weighed before, and I'm going to rename the band "Duran."

RR:  Duran Duran?

DD:  No. No.  Just Duran.

RR:  That's what I said.

DD:  Whatever ever.

RR:  I heard you got your band's name from a character in the movie Barbarella.  Is that your favorite movie?

DD:  No.  No.  My favorite movies are Europa Europa and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.  I like to watch them while I'm fucking go go girls girls and wondering what to do about phen phen now it's a no no.

RR:  Did you have your finger up your butt for all of Princess Di's funeral?(see Hecklers At Princess Di's Funeral )

DD:  Two fingers up each bung.

RR:  But you only have one.

DD:  Oh my god!  You're right right!  But who...  Maybe that's why that Buckingham Palace guard couldn't stand still .

RR: It's nice of you to talk to me

DD: It's nice of you to drop by by.

RR:  Bye bye.

DD: Bye