What is B.G.E. SYNDROME?
This 'Physiological Inconvenience' is not taken seriously by those to whom it
is explained. As Mental deficiencies go this has to be a very odd one.
Let us say, for instance. That YOU were one of the poor unfortunates who is
afflicted with this condition.
Picture the main street of a town/City. It can be anywhere. Now, picture
yourself walking down that main street. Nice and casual. Nothing extraordinary
about this is there?
Now, after about 5 minutes you start to fell uncomfortable, you're not sure
why. All you know is that you're not enjoying your walk anymore.
10 minutes have gone buy you start to get paranoid, but you are too embarrassed
to turn to see what is following you.
It is now 15 minutes into your little walk, you are becoming increasingly
paranoid. At this stage you have begun turning around and looking for the thing
that is following you. Where is it? You know it must be there, but where?
20 minutes have now passed, you are running in the grips of an all out panic
attack. Everyone is staring at you. You are sweating, nauseous and very, very
frightened. You are entering the final stage.
Finally after 30 minutes you are alone in an ally, tears are streaming from
your eyes. You're vision is blurred and a shadow falls upon you. You turn
around, there is no one there. Your skin becomes itchy. Frantically you scrap
and claw at yourself but you skin has already taken on a rough texture. You
stagger to the nearest reflective surface as you feel your face and skull begin
to burn.
What is happening to you?
What have you become
You wipe your eyes with what doesn't feel like a hand anymore. You stare at
yourself in the window.
What is B.G.E. Syndrome
You take in the image of horror before you.
You are a Big Green Elephant!
You have Big Green Elephant Syndrome.
Loser
P Wanchope
Whoopass Weekly
