• Your wife/girlfriend or husband! comments that those headphones are growing attached to your head.

 

• The most important relationship in your life is with your headphones.

 

• You have a full selection of earbuds, right left and neutral, and you're still hanging out in Radio Shack looking for more.

 

• You only feel comfortable when you have on a headset.

 

• You try to figure out whether shampoo will damage your headphones while you shower.

 

• You keep a backup pair of headphones (and a Walkman) stashed nearby at all times.

 

• You look forward to insomnia, so you can listen all night.  (This one is me!)

 

• You start to wonder if there are chlorine-resistant headphones, so you can listen and swim at the same time.

 

• You hope you'll have an accident so you'll have some recuperative time to listen.

 

• You keep thinking you can go back to regular stereo anytime. Really.

 

• You look for the longest checkout line at the grocery store because you're amazed how good the headphones sound.  (Me Too!)

 

• You rush out of the car, into the house and put on the headphones before you even take off your coat.

 

• You actually look forward to doing chores so you can put on your headphones.

 

• You decide to go on a diet to have more to spend on music to feed your headphones.

 

• You refuse to leave town without a pair of headphones (and a Walkman).     (You know it just can't be done)

Mick Evans 1999-2001

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