I understand this is the home of the NBA's Houston Rockets. Well ladies, if you wrap your legs around this rocket, I'll shoot you straight into orbit!Heeeelllllllloooo ladies!!!

(Val and the Godfather with da' hoes)

So Michigan State was home of the legendary Magic Johnson. Now tonight with the Big Valboski in town, its home to the REAL MAGIC JOHNSON!

Complete Val Venis Photo Gallery:

http://www.wwf.com/stars/biophoto/valvenis/gallery/

Another Val Picture Gallery (includes older pics than WWF website has that include some funny ones when they were promoting him):

http://wrestlefest.simplenet.com/expics/wwf/venis.html

Val's Audio Archive (VERY funny!) (requires a MP3 player):

http://www.wwf.com/stars/biophoto/valvenis/gallery/audio.html

See Val Venis's Entrance Video (requires Windows Media Player):

http://www.wwf.com/stars/biophoto/valvenis/gallery/titantron.html

Val's Favorite Lines: Val's Famous Speeches

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Val's frequent tag-team partner and the 2nd funniest wrestler:

THE GODFATHER: http://www.wwf.com/stars/biophoto/godfather/index.html