Desi One Liners

Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh

What is a smart Malayalee called? Debo-nair.

What is a dynamic malayalee called ? Pheno-Menon.

Why did the malayalee crossed the road ? Simbly.

What did one Bengali voyeur ask another? Keyhollo.

How was wire invented? Two marwaris spotted the same coin.

Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman? Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

Why is India a banana republic? Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi

What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called? Marjani.

What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu? I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What is a jiving Sardar called? Breakdan Singh.

Khalistan Jokes:
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific
National Airline: Itthe Pacific
National Anthem: Sten gun man
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ? Just-beer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ? Just-one Singh.

Khalistan's national song? Bande marte hum.

A female Khalistan terrorist? Hard Kaur.

A famous Khalistani profession? Jarnailism.

khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA

the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL

national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL

the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA

a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH

a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH

what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?

Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.

Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music ?
A :- Raga Kirvani.

Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...

Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...

What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense? Mr. Chatter Jee.

Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday? Har Mandir Singh.

What do you call a very rich Malayalee? Million Iyer

Who is he who has many publications to his credit? Journal Singh

What do you call a bong who takes bribe? Mr. Goosh

Who is he who visited the Russia-China border? Long Wall

Who is that guy who enlightens others? Lanthanwalla

What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend? Her Pal Singh

What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.) Surrender Singh

Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
A : Millionayar

Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A : M - O yet another O N.

Q: How does a tamil spell the word 'MINIMUM'?
A: yum-i-yun-i-yum-yu-yum


Q: Why do sardars have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why can't sardars dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone

Q: How do you get a sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Q: A sardar and a american were walking outside when the american
A: said "Oh, look at the dead bird." The sardar looked skyward and said "Where, where?

Q: Why does it take longer to build a sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.


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