Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
What is a smart Malayalee called? Debo-nair.
What is a dynamic malayalee called ? Pheno-Menon.
Why did the malayalee crossed the road ? Simbly.
What did one Bengali voyeur ask another? Keyhollo.
How was wire invented? Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman? Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Why is India a banana republic? Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi
What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called? Marjani.
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu? I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What is a jiving Sardar called? Breakdan Singh.
Khalistan Jokes:
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific
National Airline: Itthe Pacific
National Anthem: Sten gun man
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ? Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ? Just-one Singh.
Khalistan's national song? Bande marte hum.
A female Khalistan terrorist? Hard Kaur.
A famous Khalistani profession? Jarnailism.
khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA
the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL
national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA
a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH
what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.
Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to
Hindustani Music ?
A :- Raga Kirvani.
Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.
Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...
Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...
What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense? Mr. Chatter Jee.
Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday? Har Mandir Singh.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee? Million Iyer
Who is he who has many publications to his credit? Journal Singh
What do you call a bong who takes bribe? Mr. Goosh
Who is he who visited the Russia-China border? Long Wall
Who is that guy who enlightens others? Lanthanwalla
What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend? Her Pal Singh
What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.) Surrender Singh
Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
A : Millionayar
Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A : M - O yet another O N.
Q: How does a tamil spell the word 'MINIMUM'?
A: yum-i-yun-i-yum-yu-yum
Q: Why do sardars have "TGIF" written on
their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why can't sardars dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the
phone
Q: How do you get a sardar on the roof?
A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q: A sardar and a american were walking
outside when the american
A: said "Oh, look at the dead bird."
The sardar looked skyward and said
"Where, where?
Q: Why does it take longer to build a sardar
snowman as opposed to a
regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.