Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the obligatory disclaimer for this page of phreaky and wonderful stuff!

So here goes...........just agree to everything below okay? Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze?

With a cherry on the top?

I am only mildly offended by stupidity, the occasional mild swear word (oogy boogy boogy) or pathetically unfunny anecdotes which might be viewed on the upcoming pages.

I am at least 20000 years of age and have the legal right to be stupid and foolish in my community.

I misunderstand the standards and laws of the community, site and computer to which I am transporting this information and am not necessarily sorely responsible for my actions.

I don't mind the fact that the producer of this page has placed pictures from the show SouthPark here as if to give an image that the following pages are laden with nothing but information from the show, when in actual fact, a vast majority of it is filled with utter and total crap.

If I enter the following page in violation of the above agreement, I understand that I am definitely in violation of the laws between God and Mankind and I condemn my soul to hell for eternity.

By entering the following site, I will have released and discharged the owner and creator of this site from and and all mental problems which might occur from viewing this horrendous site.

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