You choose not to go and view my fantasmorgastically supersplendiferously AB FAB new page?

Why the hell not? I hope this was a mistake and you really DO want to go to my PROPER page!

If it WAS, then no fear, click HERE, and go back to the disclaimer and click "I Agree"!

If not, then I think you deserve to be taken back to my very very very very very very very very OLD and very very very very very very very very very crappy homepage!

Have FUN!

Uh, if this doesn't work, go HERE

E-mail me, coz I like getting mail okay?

You'll probably be forwarded by now.....or I'll be at least slightly upset.........

Hurry up and go to one of the pages (preferably the good one)!

Don't read this! This is crap! Crap crap crap crap crap!

Don't you have somewhere else to go?

Homework to do?

Someone to screw?

La la la la la la la la la la la!

Okay fine then, if you've read this, then the forwarding thing didn't work or you actually took the time to try and attempt to read this stupid thing!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!