Advice
30 Things For A Guy To Know
1) When they play fight with eachother we laugh but inside we're thinking how immature they look.
2) No matter how many times they tell us we're better we always compare ourselves to thier ex girlfriends.
3) PMS is an excuse!!!!!!
4) When we say we wanna talk we want someone to listen...not to smile nod and agree with everything.
5) We're NOT expensive....even the smallest gift or the tinyest guesture is good enough to please us.
6) If you plan on hanging on to your family jewels NEVER say any girl looks hot....even a TV star, when youre around us. We pretend it doesnt bother us but you should hear what we tell our friends.
7) When we ask you for an opinion on something we want an honest one! Not you just saying what we want to hear.
8) If we tell you we dont want to talk to you we usually mean it...so back off for a while!
9) No matter how many ex girfreinds you've had before you BETTER treat us like the most important!
10) Lie to us and we'll find out!
11) Girls talk....when we do stuff with guys the first people to know are the girls friends.....surprisingly....not the guys.
12) Baggy pants that hang down past your butt are NOT attractive!
13) You may look cool with that skateboard but dont try to show off, its not impressing.
14) Love us love our friends!
15) Always remember that our friends come before you...so deal with it!
16) When we mention cramps if you dont want to hear about it then say so....dont pretend like you care.
17) Dont bother taking us some place fancy for a date...we would much rather just go to a movie and the beach.
18) If youre not a virgin dont flaunt it! It can be intimmidating to girls who are a virgin.
19) If you think a girl likes you ask her best friend...if she says "I dont know" then she likes you!
20) Dont get your friends to ask us out for you...its so annoying.
21) If you plan to break up with us do it on your own, we'll respect you for that afterward.
22) If you say you'll call us then call us! We hate waiting!
23) We always think we're right and even if we know we're not we'll argue till we are...so dont even bother to start an agument, you know who will win.
24) Whn you try to me macho its annoying.
25) We dont care how many girls you've made out with
26) We dont care about people like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sarah Michelle Gellar, and we dont care how hot you think they are
27) We think its cute when you go to the mall with your mom
28) Shy guys are cute....we like cute
29) Flowers dont fix everything
30) If we say we're washing our hair....we're lying!
10 Things a Guy Should Never Do to Their Girl
*1* Never i mean never lie to your girlfriend
*2* Don't tell her who you have a crush on other than her
*3* Don't flirt with other girls
*4* Don't go out with her friends after you or her dump eachother
*5* Don't try to force tongue or anything like that or she will dump you (dump you fast)
*6* Don't forget a valentines day or birthday
*7* And never get her a dorky present from the $1 store (please)
*8* Dont tell her not to tell anyone your going out
*9* Dont call her every night and hang around every second but still hang around her
*10* Dont ignore her when other people are around or just dont ignore her .
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?”
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mom.
16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
22. Marry a man you love to talk to. As you get older, his conversational skills will be as important as any other.
23. Spend some time alone.
24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
26. Read more books and watch less TV.
27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
28. Trust in God but lock your car.
29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.
30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
31. Read between the lines.
32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
33. Be gentle with the earth.
34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.
35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
36. Mind your own business.
37. Don't trust a man who doesn't close his eyes when you kiss him.
38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are
living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
41. Learn the rules, then break some.
42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
44. Remember that your character is your destiny.
45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon