The following is a classified dossier of the Clan at large, you probably know them as, The Flaming Homers.


Alias: The Godfather
Trademarks: Jerky USNA Connection and a lethal trackball attack.


Alias: The Tuco
Trademarks: Uses a P-90, an intentional handicap to hone his sharp skills and cat-like reflexes.


Alias: The Evil One
Trademarks: A deadly left handed mouse configuration while running NT to eat what's left of his resources.


Alias: The Big Don
Trademarks: Greasy hands, nimble hands and fingers, comes from staring at women while working on cars.


Alias: The Marr
Trademarks: The sit spin, the sow kow, and the triple lutz. He's dangerous, and he doesn't know what he is doing.