Fushigi Yuugi University

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If you are offended by irreverent references to Fushigi Yuugi, please do ~~NOT~~, I repeat, do ~~NOT~~ view the contents shown below...

Welcome to the Fushigi Yuugi University, hosted here at FYM!
I came up with this one boring day in physics...how would you like this curriculum?
I think some of the Suzaku and Seiryuu seishis and mikos took these courses before signing on to do "Fushigi Yuugi"...If you want to add to this course listing that will educate future seishis and mikos, E-MAIL me.

Last Updated: 4/28/00

CORE CURRICULUM
Course Name	Course Description
Yuuki 101	How to constantly be in danger and rescued by your dream guy
Psych 101	How to laugh like Tomo
Friendship 101	On betraying your best friend in favor of a blonde
Sophomore English	The many and various uses of no da!
Chemistry 101	How to set fire to human beings by accident on purpose (Oh, Tama! I didn't see you there!)
Intermediate Money Management	The various places to hide money in the home, as well as two bonus chapters on counting money all night and prioritizing making money vs. anything else
Moronity for Dummies aka Mikos	The best way to go about becoming a Baka no Miko...which you already know something about if you even consider signing up for this course...oops, did ~~not~~ mean to insult you there, Miaka-chan
Basic Horsemanship	Why it is quintessential not to insult your horse or other mode of transportation (sample consequence: horse or vehicle stomps all over you while you cry out, Gomen nasai! I worship you! Mercy, mercy!)
Psych 211	Dealing with Trauma: Teaches coping techniques such as blaming others, scaring your girlfriend, attempting suicide, cross-dressing to bring back the dead, wearing a mask in public, etc. Submitted by Georgina.

ELECTIVE COURSES
Course Name	Course Description
Fashion 101	How to cross-dress with style (taught by Prof. Nuriko, graduate of Die, Ashitare, Die!)
Adv. Home Economics	On making food that will poison your boyfriend and give him a seven-hour stomachache
Basic Homework Excuses	Excuses like "My pet werewolf ate it", and a concentration on how to disappear into your kasa in a timely manner
Self-Esteem for the College Male	How to say you're beautiful 179 different ways and believe it every single time
Seduction 101	On seducing a coed through flute-playing

PHYSICAL EDUCATION
Course Name	Course Description
Basic Assassination	How to kill with long, pointy feathers
Strength Training	The various er...methods...of chi-raising and strength control, as taught by So Irresistable
Simple Intimidation	Focuses on the art of kissing one's enemy of the same sex, which is usually enjoyed by at least one of the two participating parties
Introductory Swimming	Simple doggie-paddle, back-floating, and hanging upside-down over a body of water (both willingly and unwillingly), as taught by Tamahome-kun, assisted by Gen-chan (unwillingly, under the threat that he will be presented with his personal harem)

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