Meanwhile the potato people of Egypt were taking their household appliances for their daily walk thinking that the monkey’s of mega commercial power were hatching a plot to take over Ikea and charge rrp prices. At that moment in time Geoff was dancing like an MFI wardrobe on the sands of time when the coal man came to the backdoor and cut of his socks, laughed and did the happy dance. Back at home Dedire was fighting off the advances of the washing machine while serving tea and biscuits to the new neighbor and all round good fellow Harold Bishop. "I am the Lord Jesus Christ and I am going to get drunk and beat up some midgets" said our Harold. Who unknown to Dedire had a terrible fear of stamps and ran away screaming when Dedire’s mother ‘Blanche’ got all kinds of naked and stuck second class stamps all over her naked torso. Happy Stan the greengrocer was washing his tinned corn when his eyebrows detached themselves from his body and ran down the high street attacking people. "I can’t wait till Saturday" he told the people in his shop. You see Happy Stan has magic eyebrows that only stay on his face on a Saturday except on a leap year when they watch Chris chase a magnetic tail around the inside of a barrel with Dave the sparrow from TESCO.

The local fat man was Digsy who was so desperate for food he stuck his head in a great big pile of shit while the cake shop staff had 10 minutes for dinner. Father Superman flew to washing machine headquarters on a mushroom powered drawer piloted by a Muppet called Steve, who secretly plotted the downfall of France by asking his slippers questions about Eastenders, to hear the case of Dedire Barlow Vs Washing Machine 624694545-456596 or ‘Bernie’ to his friends. Bill the powerful salesman, who has lost his religion on the train when he forgot to take it with him when he got off, needed to get off the flying drawer "damm, it smells of light bulbs soaking in tomato sauce in here". But when he got out he plunged 40,000ft on to a flying hamster trying to break the world record for being airborne in Kansas. But Bill hit the hamster and fell to earth leaving the mystery weasel beating him to the title.