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In Enter the Pedophile At work in a secret underground base Anita Potts and YTS son Gary are busy at work with their devil’s minions putting the finishing touches to a laser that will rid the world of all sunny delight and cause the children of the world to flock to Gary Potts for his paedophile antics. In the west end of London super spy Harold Bishop had been told by band leader Berti that something big was going down in the lavatory’s of the Lamb and Flag on scotch street. When Harold got there the place was devoid of all signs of intelligent life. Harold sat on a bar stool and order a glass of transparent wine not white because that would have been milk and asked the barman if their had been anyone strange knocking about the toilets area. This took a while to sink in to the barman and when he realised what Harold had said, Harold was off to the toilets. When he got there a musty aroma filtered through the air like westlife talking about gardening. The place was clean apart from all the vomit, piss and shit everywhere, Harold checked the toilet cubicles and in the third one he found a huge green turd that didn’t quite fit in the pan. Harold stormed out at this point and was so mad he even forgot to finish his wine. Harold set off to find Berti to see who had arranged for him to be set up. When Harold found Berti, he said that he had been paid 7 bottles of California style sunny delight to do it "Mmmm that’s a high price to try and keep me off this case" said Harold. Berti continued saying that he did not know the man who had paid him but asked him if he saw his turd in the bogs, "it’s been 3 months in there and I love to show people my work". Harold was at a lost end when Madge came with his sandwiches and said that Mrs Daniels from number 74 said that Gary Potts and his evil mother are hatching another plot to rid the world of sunny delight. Harold ran off back to see Berti but not before finishing his sandwiches. At Berti’s Harold got out his triangle and put on his Desmond Tutu outfit and did the happy dance. Berti could not take this kind of pressure and told Harold that Gary Potts and Anita are planning to a steal a penguin biscuit from Spar and use it to control their fiendish invention. Berti said that they were in the abandoned saw mill where Gary was to be married to Ann the world champion at eating Tunnock’s teacakes, but alas Gary realised he could not wed Ann until his mother and her evil brand of cronies had rid the world of Sunny D so he could get a paper round to support Ann’s addiction to Tunnock’s particular brand of teacakes.
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