Gerald was a naughty bastard; he was always farting on his mother’s head, one day though he lost the ability to break wind in such a manner. Gerald was devastated.

He pondered for days about his dilemma until deciding that he should feed his television Rice krispies.

After doing this he felt proud and noticed that three of his feet had become sarcastic."I can’t be doing with this," thought Gerald so he immediately cut twelve of the three feet off and in doing so became a black man.

All Gerald’s friends looked at him in curious ways thinking "didn’t he used to be white?" but Gerald didn’t care because now he could get away with referring to men as "nigga`s" and women as "bitches".

Gerald, who we shall now call "bus-cake-crazy-boy", set off to find his lucky plum, which had always served him well in the past. "If I can just find that plum" thought Bus-cake-crazy-boy," I can reverse the spell and be white again and be able to fart on my mothers head and be called Gerald instead of Bus-cake-crazy-boy".

He looked for the plum in several elaborate places such as up a dolphins arse, inside an outside inn, down a soldiers special midget cave, in his own skull and of course in downtown Miami where some of Bus-cake-crazy-boys homies hang out. One of Bus-cake-crazy-boy`s homies suggested that he should buy a gun, steal a car and drive over to outer-space to where the famous Delicious Wall of Ping-pong zoooodoooooo was.

Off drove Bus-cake-crazy-boy to outer space where a kindly nun offered him a Christmas tree and a hand job, which he gratefully accepted.

At the delicious wall Bus-cake-crazy-boy discovered the lucky plum and quickly set off home to try and rectify his tangled existence.

Back at home he read the instructions on the plum and inserted it into his anal cavity. The effects were immediate and he quickly turned from a big black "nigga" into good old white little Gerald and he resumed his favourite hobby of farting repeatedly onto his mother, Barry`s, head.

"Good to have you back Gerald " said Barry. "Shut the fuck up you mutha-fucking bitch!" yelled Gerald.

Oh no! It appears Gerald hasn’t quite got rid of all the African-American particles. "Never mind Gerald go and buy yourself a nice jumper with this bag full of onions" said Barry. "Thanks mummy" said Gerald.

THE END