What the hell am I doing now, you ask?

Well, lots of you have been e-mailing and IM-ing me for the last couple of years asking various questions; some Carpenters-related, some Barry Manilow-related, some personal, and some of you just want to date and/or kill me.

Whatever the case, and for better or worse, "Goofus" is giving you a voice!

Click here to send an e-mail to "ASK GOOFUS" !

What can you ask me? Well, anything! Think of me as "Dear Abby" without the whining! All e-mail will be replied to (by me), and *coming soon* I'll be posting a few questions and replies here (anonymously, of course).

Don't be shy now, ask away!!!