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George Bush Jr.

This is a man who steps in his own way.  I'm sure his intent is honorable, well, perhaps not, however, he certainly does not come across as very articulate or intelligent.

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14 

Hmmm.... Now that makes alot of sense.. NOT!!

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001

Misunderstanding - yep, I'd say you coined it quite well, even you don't know what you mean.

Hispanically - Uhm is that even a word?

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001

This brings to mind an old saying, "Do as I say and not as I do." In our President's case, I seriously doubt he COULD pass a literacy test.

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001

leg·a·cy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lg-s)
n. pl. leg·a·cies
Money or property bequeathed to another by will.
Something handed down from an ancestor or a predecessor or from the past: a legacy of religious freedom.

Need I say more?

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

pred·e·ces·sor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prd-ssr, prd-)
n.
One who precedes another in time, especially in holding an office or position.
Something that has been succeeded by another: The new building is more spacious than its predecessor.
Archaic. An ancestor; a forebear.

Hmmm....

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

I'm not saying a word here, you figure it out.

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

Uhm.. DUH!

"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001

Hopefuller.. yeah.. sure Mr. President.

"The inhabitants of Greece are Greecians". George W. Bush

Last time I looked, the people of Greece were Greeks, not Greecians.  LOL

"The French don't have a word for `Entrepreneur`". George W. Bush

Psst... Mr. President.. Entrepreneur IS French.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, we are a part of Europe". George W. Bush

North America is part of Europe?  This is news!

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it". George W. Bush

Uhm...

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" ...George W. Bush

No Comment.

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child." - Gov GWB

Is THAT where I get my D/s tendencies from? My mother?

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

Uhm.. sure.. okay...

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." GW Bush, 9/15/95

And by the looks of it Sir, you're not living on this planet either.

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

hemi·spher·ic
Pronunciation: -'sfi(&)r-ik, -'sfer-
Function: adjective
: of, relating to, or affecting a hemisphere (as a cerebral hemisphere) <hemispheric lesions> <hemispheric localization of function>

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

Wowsa! You've now entered the Dark Dungeon of Chamilla's Corner.

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

Uhm... Sir, no need, we already know.

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. " GW Bush

I'm guessing he doesn't like broccoli.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them. " GW Bush

Let me get this straight, even YOU don't agree with YOURSELF?

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God." GW Bush

Uhm, what about the separation of church and state clearly stated in the constitution?

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