Wallace: Looking for something?
Gilbert: My glasses. I was visting friend. Who're you?
Wallace: Spensor. And I know who you're too! Gilbert!
Wallace (Bill): Get away from that phone!
[Wallace shoots the phone. A very loud explosion is produced.]
Wallace: Whoa, that was loud!
Listen to the whole scene talking with Gilbert.
Wallace: Good-day, Chap. Wallace Ritichie.
Airport Assistant: Your passprt, please, sir.
Wallace: Thank you. Just gone over here from America, I'm an
American. It's a new passport. It's a not very good picture, I had a better
picture.
Airport Assistant: Ah! That one will be neccessary, sir.
Wallace: You got a great accent! Are you from here?
A.A.: What's your purpose you visit this country, sir?
Wallace: Today is my birthday.
A.A.: Happy Birthday, sir.
Wallace: Thank you. My brother sent me money this year, I thought I
can come over to surprise him. He works in the Featherson's Bank, James Ritichie.
Do you know him?
A.A.: How long will you stay in this country, sir?
Wallace: That's a very good question.
A.A.: Yeah, I thought so, too.
Wallace: I like to see everthing, but not let people know I'm a tourist,
you know.
Wallace: I'd like to see the queen right in the horse.
A.A.: Alright! Three weeks! Welcome to Britian, Mr. Ritchie.
Wallace: And it's Wallace 'David'.
A.A.: Thank you.
Wallace: Which door's to Eng?
"Hey, who're you doin', man!"
Lori (Kilmer): What are you CIA, Matthew?
Wallace: Both!
Lori: Do you think I look silly in this outfit? I can take it
off if you like.
Wallace: No! It's good 'silly', you know...
Lori: And do I have a last request?
Wallace: You mean a cigarat or something?
Lori: I have something more substanial in mind.
Wallace: Cigar?
The scene sharing with Joanne Whalley-Kilmer.
Wallace: I'm sorry. Nobody told me it's already started.
Just go back to 'Give your money' or whatever the heck.
Robber: Alright. Just give me the money, or I'll cut ya!
Wallace: Let me just do my line first, okay? Please don't kill me
man, I can give you all the thing everthing I got. I can give you everthing. I
give you... I got no jewellery man, I just got a couple of kids! I just got a couple
of kids... I just came over here tonight. They don't...
Robber: Don't... don't, I don't want to kill you.
Wallace: Hahahha! I'm sorry. I'm not prepared for this stuff!
Robber: Just give me the money!
Wallace: Not yet! One more!
"You're sweet little pocket-rocket!"
"Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman!"
"Are you thinking right now, 'My dog is dead!'"
"Well, you got to check and see you know just how dead they are, you know, you can reassure that guy, catch this!!"
Wallace: Coool! Hello, Spensor here, I've no
fear...
Sir Roger: What is he talking? Why is he using that rediculous
American accent?
40220: Did you take the girl to the bathroom?
Wallace: No. She went to the loo by herself. [Using British
accent]
The whole scene
"This is real cops?"
"That is so refreshing!"
"Fabulous! Fabulous!"
The whole scene with those stupid guys
"Time out! I got something in my eye!"
"May I?"
"That was like an explosion."