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From : [email protected] (Tung Le)Source : Homer's Triple Bypass (9F09): Homer is trying to convince Bart and Lisa that nothing bad will happen to him. So he tells them that only bad people die. Homer : "Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!" Bart : "What about Abraham Lincoln?" Homer : "Err...He sold poisoned milk to school children!" Marge : "Homer!" Homer : "Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them..."
From :Source : Homer the Vigilante (1F09): The catburglar episode when Homer begins a vigilante group. They begin breaking a ton of laws themselves. Lisa : "Who will police the police?" Homer : "I dunna know. Coast Guard?"
From : [email protected] (BriBanks)Source : Homer the Vigilante (1F09): When Lisa is reading the list of things Homer wants his group to accomplish: Lisa : "... World domination???!!!" Homer : "Oops! That must be a mistake." Brain to Homer : "Mental note -- the girl knows too much."
From : [email protected] (Tung Le)Source : The Front (9F16): I was reminded of two more of my favorite Homer lines. In the episode where Homer has to go to night school to get his high school degree because he failed Genreal Science 101, one of the best exchanges occurs between him and Marge. (Not word for word) Homer (to brain): "Uh, oh. It's time you told Marge your secret." Homer : "Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom." Marge : "Oh, my gosh!" Brain : "No, the other secret." Homer : "Marge, I never passed high school." Marge : "That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does." Homer goes on to explain that he never passed Science 101. Marge : "But, Homer! You're a Nuclear Technician." Homer : "Marge! Icksnay on the Uclearnay EchnicianTay." Marge : "What did you say?" Homer : "I don't know. I flunked Latin, too."
From : Everybody!Source : *8^) Homer : "D'OH!"
From : [email protected] (Hilton Wong)Source : Brother from the Same Planet (9F12): Homer speaking to Bart, (Not exact quotes sorry) "Then you start to cry like a sissy" "When he turns away disgustedly" "That's the time to kick some back"
From : [email protected]Source : Homer speaking to Bart, "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." [Brain to Homer] "Swish!"
From : [email protected] (Beavis3269)Source : Homer : "When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen"
Source : Bart Gets An Elephant (1F15): Homer : "...sure, IN theeoory, in theory communism works..."
From : [email protected]Source : Colonel Homer (8F19): Just after he has been serenaded to by Lurleen, Country & Western singer: Homer : "Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!"
From : [email protected] (Mark Caban)Source : Lisa the Beauty Queen (9F02): Homer : "Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy.. free.." [Breaks into tears]
Source : Boy-Scoutz N The Hood (1F06): Homer : "Mmmm, free goo!" Occurs whilst Bart and Milhouse are on their Squishy bender. They blow upa large bubblegum balloon which explodes and covers them, just as Homer (for some reason) is walking by.
From : [email protected]Source : Homer : "Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!"
From : [email protected]Source : Homer : "Alright Brain...Its all up to you"
From : [email protected]Source : [Poker at Homer's house is livened up when one of his friends brings a "Nudie Deck" of cards round...] Homer : "The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!"
From : [email protected]Source : Homer : "I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world"
From : [email protected]Source : Homer : "I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary, with stuff that might give your kids nightmares. You see, there are some cry babies out there, religious types mostly, who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now. Come on! I dare ya! Buwack buck buck buck buck buck buck buck Buwack buck buck buck, Chicken!" [Sound of TV switched off]
From : [email protected]Source : Treehouse of Horror V (Halloween Special V) (2F03): Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something." Marge : "Go crazy?" Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU WOODWOOD HALULAOGH!" Marge : "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
From : [email protected]Source : Treehouse of Horror V (Halloween Special V) (2F03): Homer : "Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there!" Marge : "Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?" Homer : "D'OH!" Homer : "Well, its been two long trips but we're finally almost there again!" Marge : "Homer, when you locked the front door did you remember to lock the back door?" Homer : "D'OH!, D'OH!" Lisa : [Gasp] "Oh NO! We left Grampa back at the gas station!" [Silence] Lisa : "What about Grampa?" [Car continues obliviously]
From : [email protected]Source : Marge on the Lam (1F03): [After Homer & Cheif Wiggum drive off a cliff and their impending death is stopped by the car landing in a huge pile of rubbish...] Wiggum : "Ha! And to think, those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!" Homer : "Solid waste! I could kiss you! MWUA! eugh! MWUA! ooh! MWUA! aah! MWUA! ooh! I think this one's pizza!"
From : [email protected] (Adam Hochroth)Source : Last Exit to Springfield (9F15): Homer: "How much does this job pay?" Lenny: "Nothin'" Homer: "D'oh!" Lenny: "Unless you're crooked." Homer: "Woohoo!"