HAVING HACKING PROBLEMS?

*Are you experiencing CWS (Computer Withdrawl Symptoms)?

*Are you sick of carrying a palmtop in your top pocket wherever you go?

*Do you have to take a laptop to camp just to survive?

*Do you have recurring dreams of owning a female computer?

*Have you gone to a social with a modem?

*Do you spend hours a day gazing at a picture of the latest PC?

*Or are you here just to laugh at other nerds?

If so, then you've come to the right place…

 

Our fully trained and qualified doctors and counselors diagnose thousands of hackers a year. We expertise in dealing with CWS on a wide range of species of hackers. Even if you only experience mild symptoms of one or more of the above points you can book yourself in to visit the school counselor or one of our highly skilled specialists. There is a brief summary of CWS available for you. If you have any further inquiries then e-mail [email protected]

Here are some exclusive letters from some previous patients. If you wish to book an appointment click here. Here are some variations of CWS.

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