profiles of attendees - pen picturesIan wrote these don't blame me! Ian Mills The groom - what can you say ? - OK lots but most will be said on weekend and you all know me anyway. - Lives in Hampton - Team supported - Fulham Alan Mills Best "floppy haired" man - brother of the above , foppish keyboard player, and webmaster extraordinaire. - Lives in Wimbledon (in Caf� Rouge ?) - supports Fulham Jeff Hawkes Another ex-natwesty. Unlike to respond kindly to remarks about Ginger tossers. Lives in Southend - supports wife & 2 kids plus Liverpool Dave Williams Once worked with me at NW but saw light and left to go to uni and (sucessfully)meet younger women. Lives in Pimlico - supports West Ham & Glamorgan CC - He's welsh & he knows he is !. Robin Kelly He had more hair when I first met him and a denim jacket which he was sucessfully removed from surgically about 10 years ago. Also getting married this year. Lives near Basingstoke & supports Fulham. Dan Callow AKA Penfold or Moley or Squire Callow - a master amongst stag dos as he enjoyed his own so much it is now an annual event !!. Lives in a very big house in the country near Lechlade (where - between Swindon & Oxford)- supports Fulham Andrew Rose Aka "ticketmaster" - the Fulham posse's ticket organiser extraordinaire. Once bowled by a ball which bounced 4 times from the stag !. Lives in Chiswick supports Fulham Pete Wilkes AKA Wanker - Peckham's answer to �. Well it must have been a very silly question. Qualified referee who once offered out the player he'd just sent off. Lives in Peckham supports Fulham. Tim Hollingswoth Claim to fame - getting an in joke into a national newspaper and coming up with a terrace chant "knowing me knowing you Saha". Lives in Barons Court supports Fulham. Steve Milner Unable to come but couldn't resist the opportunity to have a pop at Steve and his bad case of myrounditus - supports Sheffield Wednesday Paul Black First met Paul about 8 or 9 yrs ago when he ended up crashing at my flat and 2 sisters ended up at Steve & James�.hmmm. Anyway lives in Farnborough and supports Liverpool. James Parker James "the phantom scone maker" Parker and I completed the entire Fullers passport - over 200 pubs. Lives near Stirling in a place called Dollar ! - supports Carlisle (well he is Cumbrian by birth). JP has also been an associate member of the 3 muffkateers (see Probal & Marc) Brian Hill Brian is famous for his homemade curry and having a Saab convertible ! - lives in Teddington and supports ?? Justin Cox Justin, what can I say other than I will not say anything nasty about him as he is a rugby player and bigger than me !- Lives in Ealing and supports ?? . Probal Sil Probal and I have known each other since the first day at Chiswick school and he is one of the three muffkateers. He could BUT WONT tell everyone lots of embaressing incidents in my past. - Lives in Eton and supports ?? (but has fulhamish learnings) Marc Buchan Marc (if he's in the country) is the other muffkateer and the one with the dogiest clothes sense. He lives and works a lot in the states and we think he's turning into one - Lives in New York and supports and rather nasty bumfluff !. Eamonn Sylvester Eamonn is a very brave man as the only Brentford supporter amongst all these Fulham fans - he has expressed a desire to sit with the Barnsley rather than with us - lives in and supports Brentford - pity is due. Tim Kern One paragraph is not enough to do the testosterone one justice - all sub 22 yr old blonds with big breasts are fair game to this legend in his own underpants. Lives in Acton (he claims Chiswick) and supports Fulham Tjden (shadey) lane The mad motorcyclist - the one complaint I have is that he always drives so slowly ��.not. Lives in Chiswick and supports Fulham. Also known as the yellow Power Ranger. 4-1 flash bang wallop. Doug Watkins One of our overseas players (James doesn't count) - we wait to see if his soccer skills are as good as the cricket skills. I hit a shot going like a rocket for 4 or six and he caught me out - then spent rest of weekend moaning about his bruised hand. Very noisy and difficult to get a word in when he's around. Lives in Kingston and supports Fulham by Marriage. Aaron Huykman Another shortarse who has misfortune to work with me @ M86. Just don't mention Garden Ornaments especially "Ratty " - Lives in Burgess Hill and supports a serious garden ornament habit. Tried to negotiate an exemption from the footie. Alan McKinnon Thanks for anagrams Alan, is coming rather than meeting up with his parents so full marks for that. Lives in South London and supports Celtic. Mick Ford Another 2 nuns legend - we wait to see his soccer skills - you will not forget your exposure to the legendary DR Mick. Stephen Mcglade The only one allowed to do a dodgy south african accent as it is his real one ! - Stacey's cousin by marriage so don't ruin my reputation too much. Lives in Milton Keynes and supports the springboks. John Jay He's come all the way from NZ and has just moved back to the UK - obviously missed the weather. A born and bread londoner but watch out for the kiwi accent he's picked up. Lives in Cricklewood. 
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