About the sound files I've collected below, some of them I've created myself, the rest of them had been shamelessly stolen off other people's pages. For the ones I've made myself, in which I have put an beside them, go ahead and download them freely. I'd be happy if you want to credit me for it. But I won't hunt you down and kill you if you don't. And for the ones that you think you deserve a credit for it, please feel free to e-mail me and let me know. I'll post them as soon as possible. And I hope you enjoy them!

Also, a huge thanks to Tiny Dancer, who helped me identify the episodes in which most of the sounds have originated from as well as correcting me in the lines that were spoken; as well as to Jem, who have first helped me edit my super long list of sounds.(okay, I haven't uploaded all my sounds yet, and it takes time, just be patient, and we aren't finished yet, since both she and I are impossibly and unnecessarily thorough) This just cannot be done with out them. Thanks so much!

iinfbi.wav (Pilot)
Scully: What I find fantastic, is any notion that there are answers beyond the realm of science. The answers are there! You just have to know where to look! Mulder: That's why they put the "i" in the FBI.

nickname.wav (Pilot)
Scully: He had a nickname in the Academy. Spooky Mulder.

bile.wav (Squeeze)
Scully: I think it's bile.
Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

ladder.wav (Squeeze)
Scully: Is it what it takes to climb the ladder, Colten?
Colten: All the way to the top.
Scully: Then I can't wait till you fall off and land on your ass.

respect.wav (Squeeze)
Scully: It seems like you're acting very territorial. I don't know, forget it.
Mulder: Of course I was. In our investigations you may not always agree with me, but at least you respect the journey.

thanksdanny.wav (Conduit)
Mulder: Thanks, Danny.

arctic.wav (Ice)
Mulder: Before anyone passes judgement, may I remind you? We are in the Arctic.

goodnight.wav (Ice)
Scully: Good night, Mulder.
Mulder: Good night, Scully.

infect.wav (Ice)
Mulder: You give me one worm, you will infect me.
Scully: If that's true, then why didn't you let us inspect you?
Mulder: I would have! But you put the gun on me! Now I don't trust them! I want to trust you!
Scully: Okay. But now they're not here.

open.wav (Ghost In The Machine)
Mulder: Open sesame.

disprove.wav (Fallen Angel)
Mulder: How can I disprove lies that are stamped with an official seal?

spookyfox.wav (Shapes)
Indian: You even have an Indian name. Fox. You should be Running Fox, or Speaking Fox.
Mulder: Just as long as it's not Spooky Fox.

autopsy2.wav (Born Again)
Scully: Just a moment.
Detective: Can I talk to you for a moment?
Scully: I just started the autopsy.
Detective: I don't think it's going anywhere.

monkeypee.wav (The Erlenmeyer Flask)
Scully: Okay, Mulder. But I'm warning you, if this is monkey pee, you're on your own.

bach.wav (Little Green Man)
Mulder: I live for Bach.

trust2.wav (Little Green Man)
Mulder: Before, I could only trust myself. Now, I can only trust you.

chances.wav (The Host)
Scully: The seat taken?
Mulder: No......but I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses.
Scully: Well, I'm armed, so I'll take my chances.

chances2.wav (The Host)
(music)
Scully: The seat taken?
Mulder: No......but I should warn you, I may wreak a bit of the sewer.
Scully: I'll take my chances.

friend.wav (The Host)
Mulder: We have a friend in the FBI.

reinstatement.wav (The Host)
Mulder: Success of our work is imperative. Reinstatement of the X-Files must be undeniable.

rubber.wav (Blood)
Mulder: Pardon my rubber.

danger.wav (One Breath)
Mulder: You put your life in danger.
Skinner: Agent Mulder, every life, every day, is in danger. That's just life.

lightout.wav (One Breath)
Skinner: What's going on here? Agent Mulder? Why're the lights out?
Mulder: Orders from my optomologist.

hunch.wav (Aubrey)
Mulder: You mean a hunch?
Scully: Yeah. Something like that.
Mulder: That's a pretty extreme hunch.
Scully: I seem to recall you having some pretty extreme hunches.
Mulder: I never have.

always.wav (Irresistable)
Mulder: Are you staying on there, Scully?
Scully: No. I'm coming back tonight.
Mulder: Look, I know this is a pretty horrific case......
Scully: I'm okay with it, Mulder. Anyway, you could use my help.
Mulder: Always.

behave.wav (Die Hand Die Verletzt)
Mulder: Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask it to behave?

matches.wav (Our Town)
Mulder: Somebody's been playing with matches.

speech3.wav (The Blessing Way)
Mulder: I've been on the bridge that spans two worlds. To live between all souls by which we cross into our own true nature. You were here today looking for a truth that was taken from you. A truth which was never to be spoken but which now binds us together in dangerous purpose. I returned from the dead to continue with you. But I fear that this danger is now close at hand, and I maybe too late.

phone.wav (D.P.O.)
Mulder: You see what he did to my phone?
Scully: So what? We're supposed to charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?

lace.wav (Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose)
Mulder: Look at this, Scully. The lab analysis from the first bit of fibre we found just came back. It's lace.
Scully: Chantelle lace?
Mulder: You know what I like!

said.wav (War Of Coprophages)
Scully: I'm not going to ask you if you've just said what you've just said because I know that's what you've just said.

drive2.wav (Syzygy)
Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'll drive......why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?
Mulder: No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.

stopsign.wav (Syzygy)
Mulder: There's an intersection coming up. You're gonna wanna...Scully! You're gonna wanna... Scully! You just ran a stop sign back there!
Scully: Shut up! Mulder!
Mulder: Sure. Fine. Whatever.

pusher.wav (Pusher)
Mulder: I mean this guy called himself Pusher. Can we take that to mean that he pushes his will onto other people?
Scully: Well, even if he could push his will, why would he - he cause an accident while he himself was in the car?
Mulder: Maybe he really didn't want to jail.

smile2.wav (Pusher)
Mulder: Smile, Scully.

firecracker.wav (Hell Money)
Mulder: One more of those firecrackers goes off, I'm gonna get out of the car and shoot somebody.
(thanks to [email protected] who reported the broken link to me. It is fixed now! @^_^@)

lostweight.wav (Quagmire)
Mulder: You lost some weight recently, haven't you?
Scully: Yeah, actually I have, thanks for......
(Mulder laughs)

pegleg.wav (Quagmire)
Scully: You know, Mulder, you are Ahab!
Mulder: You know, it's interesting you should say that, because I've always wanted a peg leg. It's a boyhood thing I never grew out of.

trust.wav (Wetwired)
Mulder: Scully, you're the only one I trust.

agency.wav (Herrenvolk)
Scully: I don't know. But it would have to be a government agency.

okay.wav (Herrenvolk)
Mulder: I also need you to know that I'm okay, Scully.

mjjoke.wav (Teliko)
Mulder: There's a Michael Jackon joke in here somewhere, but I can't quite find it.

cantfeel.wav (The Field Where I Died)
Mulder: You - you were there! Scully! You saw it! You heard it! Why can't you feel it?

wronghouse.wav (Paper Hearts)
Mulder: And you're in the wrong house! You stupid son of a bitch! You were never here! You liar!

truth3.wav (Tunguska)
Mulder: The only thing that will destroy this man is the truth.

niceguy.wav (Terma)
Mulder: Yeah, nice guy. Killed my father. You wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?

aboutyou.wav (Never Again)
Scully: Not everything is about you, Mulder.

chilbean.wav (Never Again)
Mulder: Inny minnie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!

deadoralive.wav (Leonard Betts)
Mulder: Scully, you're not saying that - that - that it's alive, are you?
Scully: No, I'm certainly not saying that at all.
Mulder: But has it crossed your mind that it's not quite dead either?

examination.wav (Leonard Betts)
Mulder: What did your examination uncover?
Scully: Well, I......I haven't exactly performed an examination yet.
Mulder: Why not?
Scully: Well, because I......I experienced an unusual degree of postmortem galvanic response.
Mulder: The head moved.
Scully: It blinked at me. I......I know exactly what it is! Resisual electrocollectivity stored chemically in the dead cells!
Mulder: Blinked or winked?

standup.wav (Leonard Betts)
Mulder: Whoever of you is Leonard Betts, please stand up!

cancer.wav (Momento Mori)
Scully: I have cancer.

journey.wav (Momento Mori)
Scully: If not for which I might never have been so strong now, as I cross to face you, and look at you, incomplete, hoping that you'll forgive me, for not making the rest of the journey with you.

poaching.wav (Momento Mori)
Mulder: Well, put on something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching.

lockmeup.wav (Max)
Mulder: You know where she is?
Scully: In a mental institution.
Mulder: (pause) I - I - I'd go with you, but I'm - I'm afraid they'll......lock me up.
Scully: Me too.

china.wav (Small Potatoes)
Mulder: Scully, should we be picking china patterns or what?
(Scully scoffing)

afraid.wav (Elegy)
Mulder: I know what you're afraid of. I'm afraid of the same thing.

honest.wav (Elegy)
Mulder: Why can't you be honest with me?

lie2.wav (Gethsemane)
Scully: Mulder, the only lie here is the one that you continue to believe.

know.wav (Detour)
Mulder: I know these things.

sleepingbag2.wav (Detour)
Scully: Mulder, you need to keep warm. Your body's still in shock.
Mulder: I was told once the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with someone else who's already naked.
Scully: Maybe if they rain sleeping bags, you'll get lucky.

beginend.wav (Emily)
Scully: It begins where it ends. In nothingness.

emily.wav (Emily)
(music)
Scully: Your name is Emily, right? I'm Dana. This must be very scary for you. I just wanted to let you know that everything is gonna be fine.

favor2.wav (Kitsunegari)
Mulder: Okay, now, you do me a favor, Scully. You give me a call when you think I've come to my senses, alright?

feeling2.wav (Kitsunegari)
Scully: How're you feeling?
Mulder: Aside from the earth-grinding humuliation coming from letting our suspect go, pretty good.

sunshine.wav (Chinga)
Mulder: Hey! Morning sunshine!

buckteeth.wav (Bad Blood)
Mulder: Except for the part about the buck teeth.

cementary.wav (Bad Blood)
Mulder: Do you have an old cementary in town? Off the beaten path, the creepier the better?

grab.wav (Bad Blood)
Mulder: How does that grab ya?

askhelp.wav (All Souls)
Scully: Are you asking for my help?

cab.wav (The Pine Bluff Variant)
Mulder: I don't need a car. You can just call me a cab, that'll be fine.

pepsi.wav (The Pine Bluff Variant)
Mulder: Well, is this the Pepsi challenge?

help2.wav (The End)
Scully: I need you help.

tidyup.wav (The End)
Mulder: Oh, you know you're going places in th bureau when the assistant director tidies up your office for you.

pee.wav (Drive)
Scully: Mulder! Are you okay?
Mulder: Aside from terminal cell phone withdrawal, that and I've gotta pee. Where are you?

dreams.wav (Triangle)
Mulder: But you believed me.
Scully: In your dreams.

iloveu.wav (Triangle)
Mulder: Hey, Scully?
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: I love you.
Scully: Oh, brother......

johnycash.wav (Dreamland)
Mulder: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Johny Cash.

catheter.wav (Dreamland II)
Scully: Baby me and you'll be peeing through a catheter!

grandma.wav (Dreamland II)
Mulder: Hey! Grandma Top-gun! Would you shut the hell up?

kiss.wav (Dreamland II)
Scully: I could kiss you if you aren't so damn ugly!

busted.wav (Terms Of Endearment)
Scully: Mulder, you're busted.
Mulder: What?

snatch.wav (Terms of Endearment)
Scully: This isn't an x-file.
Mulder: Oh, call it what you like. But down here rolling up they're calling it a demon baby snatching.

advice.wav (Rain King)
Mulder: Ah......he wants advice. Dating advice.
Scully: Dating advice? From who?
Mulder: Yours truly.
(pause)
Mulder: Hello? Hey, Scully? Scully, you there?
Scully: I heard you. Mulder, when was the last time you went on a date?
Mulder: I will talk to you later!
Scully: The blink leading the blind.

ark.wav (Rain King)
Mulder: I'll build the ark, you gather the animals.

gifts.wav (How The Ghost Stole Christmas)
Mulder: I know you said that we aren't going to exchange gifts, but uh......I got you......a little something.
Scully: Mulder......
Mulder: Merry Christmas.
Scully: Well, I got you a little something, too.
(Mulder laughs)

beautiful.wav (S.R.819)
Mulder: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

truth4.wav (Two Fathers)
Spender: I just want the truth.
Mulder: The truth is out there, Agent Spender. Maybe you should find it for yourself.

work.wav (Two Fathers)
Mulder: You look for work, Agent Spender? Because if you are, I've got a whole lot in the middle drawer that I'd love to shove down someone's throat.

combust.wav (Agua Mala)
Mulder: Well, he's got no temperature, or he's about to spontaneously combust.

cover4me.wav (Monday)
Mulder: Cover for me, will you?
Scully: When do I not?

rob.wav (Arcadia)
Mulder: The name is Rob.

sandwich.wav (Arcadia)
Mulder: Woman! Get back in here and make me a sandwich!

toiletseat.wav (Arcadia)
Scully: Third warning. (sound of toilet seat slamming) Toilet seat.

toothpaste.wav (Arcadia)
Scully: Whoever taught you how to squeeze a tube of toothpaste?

want2.wav (Arcadia)
Scully: What do you want? Aliens? Tractor beam?

dog.wav (Alpha)
Scully: A dog? A dog dog?
Mulder: Yo Quiero Tacobell

doggone.wav (Alpha)
Scully: What happened to the dog?
Mulder: Dog gone. Dog gone. Dog gone.
Scully: Yeah. I got it.

airmouth.wav (The Unnatural)
Mulder: Bet the air in my mouth tastes better than that!

class.wav (The Unnatural)
Mulder: Did you bring enough ice-cream to share with the rest of the class?
Scully: It's not ice-cream. It's non-fat, tofrutti rice dreamsicle.
Mulder: Urgh!

cliche.wav (The Unnatural)
Scully: These poor souls have been dead for 50 years. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie.
Mulder: Well, I won't sit idly by as you hurl clichis at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration.
Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention.
Mulder: The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Scully: Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we may die.
Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for non-fat, tofutti rice dreamsicle!
Scully: No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! (delightful laugh)

beep.wav (Three Of A Kind)
(music)
Langly: What......killed him?
Scully: My medical opinion? (deep breath) Beeeeeeeeeeeeep! (clap) (sound of hands dropping onto lab table)
Langly: And......that's all you've found.
Scully: That's all I know. (steps)

lightsfire.wav (Three Of A Kind)
(music)
Morris Fletcher: Cigarette?
Scully: Ahem......ah......
Frohike: You don't smoke!
Scully: But who's got a match?
(sound of a lot of lighters being lit at once)
Scully: (laugh) I just can't decide who lights my fire!

abducted.wav (Field Trip)
Mulder: We were in the cave......when the light came. There was a blinding......blue-white light. And then they took me. I was abducted.

likecrap.wav (Field Trip)
Scully: Well, what do you think this is?
Mulder: It's Brown Mountain, Scully. It doesn't ring a bell? Brown Mountain Lights? It's a famous atmospheric phenomena dating back almost 700 years, witnessed by thousands of people, back to the Charikin Indians. Strange multicoloured lights were seen to dance about the peak of the mountain. There's been no geological explanation, no scientific explanation at all.
Scully: And what does that have to do with these two?
Mulder: Like I said, there's been those scientific credible explanation, but there's those of us who believe that these multicoloured lights were really......
Scully: UFOs. Extraterrestrial visitors from beyond, who apparently have nothing better to do then bust one mountain over and over again for 700 years.
Mulder: Sounds like crap when you say it.

garbage.wav (Biogenesis)
Mulder: Scully, have you got any latex?
Scully: No, why?
Mulder: Smells like somebody forgot to take out their garbage.

hiredgun.wav (Biogenesis)
Mulder: I'm just the hired gun for the FBI.
Scully: No comment.

martians.wav (Biogenesis)
Scully: Two man suggesting that we're all Martians. Now why would they've possibly dying about?
Mulder: That's what we're being asked to figure out.

nottome.wav (Biogenesis)
Doctor: He's extremely violent. With what we've given him, he should be in a coma. But his brain activity was something we've never seen before.
Scully: I wanna talk to him.
Doctor: No, he's a danger to anyone.
Scully: Not to me.

office.wav (Biogenesis)
Scully: You're late.
Mulder: I'm sorry, but I thought this is my office.

outofspc.wav (Biogenesis)
Sculy: Well, Mulder, if it were real, then why would an American-Indian artifact be fused in rock in the west coast of the African continent?
Mulder: In 1996, a rock from Mars was found in Antarctica. How did it get there?
Scully: It was from out of space!

pursue.wav (Biogenesis)
Scully: About this endless pursue of the truth, Mulder, it just......doesn't make any sense to me now.

sister.wav (Biogenesis)
(music)
Scully: Mulder! (footsteps) Look! After all you've done, after all you've uncovered. A conspiracy of men doing human experiments......men who are all now dead......you've exposed their secrets......I mean, you've won! What more could you possibly hope to do or to find?
Mulder: My sister.

coming.wav (The Sixth Extinction)
Mulder: They're coming.

conjoined.wav (The Sixth Extinction)
Scully: Science and mysticism conjoined.

dontbelieve.wav (The Sixth Extinction)
Mulder: You don't wanna believe. (pause) You're not looking hard enough.

mind.wav (The Sixth Extinction)
Scully: I'll continue here as long as I can. As long as you're beset by that haunting illness which I saw consume your beautiful mind.

constant.wav (The Sixth Extinction II - Amor Fati)
(music)
Mulder: Even when the world is falling apart, you were my constant, my touchstone.
Scully: And you were mine.

newyear.wav (Millenium)
Mulder: Happy New Year, Scully.
Scully: Happy New Year, Mulder.
TV: Happy New Year!

worldend.wav (Millenium)
Mulder: The world didn't end.
Scully: No, it didn't.

herenot.wav (Rush)
Mulder: Now it's here......now it's not.

birthday.wav (First Person Shooter)
Mulder: I've got a birthday coming up.

kickbutt.wav (First Person Shooter)
Mulder: I bet you think you're gonna kick my butt up and down the block.
(sound of Mulder being kicked)
Mulder: 'Kay.

pickongirl.wav (First Person Shooter)
Scully: Not fair picking on a girl.

1question.wav (Theef)
Scully: Well, that's certainly one question. I've got many.

guessing.wav (Theef)
Mulder: You see that, Scully? You always keep me guessing.

running.wav (All Things)
Scully: Mulder, look, we're always running, we're always chasing the next big thing. Why don't you ever just stay still?
Mulder: I wouldn't know what I'd be missing.

goalone.wav (Requiem)
Scully: I won't let you go alone.

somuch.wav (Requiem)
Mulder: There's so much more you need to do with your life. So much more than this.

More to come!

If there's any questions or problems regarding the sounds above, please e-mail me and let me know immediately! Thanx!

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