CLEETHORPES TENPIN BOWLING ALLEY
Welcome to the website of Cleethorpes Bowling Alley.
This site is dedicated to members and
friends who participate in the game of
tenpin bowling in Cleethorpes,England.
Far,far,away,in a galaxy unknown to good bowlers,
on a planet called Earth,a bowling alley existed,
consisting of male and female earthlings,who took
part in a pastime of throwing a round object that
they called a "ball",towards ten white objects down
a long lane,trying to knock them all down in one throw.
It must be a primitive way of life for these earthlings,
who call themselves "humans". We decided to visit this
place,and was amazed to find a human at the entrance
to this building,asking for a thing called thirtypence.
Not knowing what this was,we told him we was from
another world and would like to speak to his master.
A funny looking human being called "Woody" came
to greet us at the door and said it was a custom to
buy drinks for him throughout the lunar day. After
ten drinks,we decided to ask this "Woody" to buy us
a drink,and all he did was make this weird noise, we
think you earthlings call it "laughing". So, during our
visit, we made a few notes and took some photographs
of some human beings, So please take a look...............
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.......
Please sign our guestbook.
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