Arnaud de Föhn's Miscellaneous Items

• Arnaud's Rap
• Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From Arnaud
• Site Credits and Disclaimers

And that's the beauty of my plan
To control the gland
See, I blew the lid off his id
I made him insane.
With the help of my drug
I can't complain

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Arnaud

• Never simply tie up your prisoners. Sedate them thoroughly.
• Don't underestimate a good partnership.
• The good guys don't always win.
• Bad guys need love too. (Okay I didn't learn that from Arnaud, that's just wishful thinking..)
• Sometimes you gotta be the wuss before getting to be the bad-ass.
• Brothers have their... uses.
• Never underestimate one's will.
• Don't swallow data disks. Stomach acid is bad for them.
• Fire extinguishers aren't just for fires anymore. You can also use them to frame someone for assault.
• You can get away with calling someone names if you pretend you're giving them a shot.
• Abba is Swedish.
• Americans watch too much television.
• Talking or yelling at a rat, in French, can have interesting effects.
• Punctuality is important.
• Ping Pong is fun!

The following were contributed by Imangirl

• If an invisible man is in your secret hideout, then lock the weapons room!
• Fish cartoons can easily distract your enemies (Reunion)
• You can use a voice digitizer to confuse people

And from whitechocolate...

• When chasing someone into an alley, make sure you have a can of virus. 
• You can always win an argument with a gun 
• Always dig up your enemies' brothers. 
• Never eat all of the peanut butter and bologna sandwich. 
• Never give anyone an answer unless you can get an answer from them first. 
• Always escape through a broken window, but make sure it's on the first floor. 

Site Credits and Disclaimers