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"LOL"


october 29th

Excessive use of "LOL" should be jailable. The Guards are all clamoring to read the last two issues of Colorado Daily with stories on window-breaking nuttiness in the Sherriff's race. Received an excellant hair cut from Judy Potter, the first Non-inmate haircut since I've been here. Felt odd walking away without tipping. Matthews once shaved my head into idiocy in the Intake pod. "Pursuing drifters" b...hmmmmm?

What, if anything, can anyone say about the Vancouver Royal Mountie that they flew to Boulder twice as a police consultant. Oh, the nuttiness that happened, so lovely, in Vancouveer. When I express Dismay at the level of police scrutiny I receive there are always people who WANT to shove it back into me and say I am CONNECTING myself to the case. I'm FREE to do what I want NOW. Waiting Room, "come on, come on, kneel B4 the money"

"Here Dean Cole, catch the hot potato!" The inmates are a bit LEARY of what I'm doing here, worried that I might secretly be writing about their little pot dealing cases, etc. I did NOT write ABOUT Dean Cole's CASE. I wrote of him as a sort of material WITNESS. He and others were legitimately in the Ramsey basement. No crime had occurred. He was stunned after Xmas to recognize the house on TV.

Who knows what the subsequent police visit will bring. The Dicks might visit MANY remodel workers NOW -= or have already done so this week, and they MAY come up with SOMETHING...like an explanation for the HITek print.

"as the walls were tightening"...b.dylan.

What CONTRIBUTION has Goeth made? Some1 tell me. Here I am Ramsey the Klown - 4 Now - tapping eine finger on the microphone. "ALLO -s anyone out there".....

You AINT leaving me to sit and spin alone in this mess. I've had severed heads in my hands. I've eaten out of the trash. I've done, WELL OVER 100,000 miles on the Greyhound. I've stood in a Salvation Army Store suit as a backhoe brings back up a sloshing filthy casket. I've had a million jobs. I've seen a shivering nutcase inmate sit under a blanket demanding paper & pencil to collect his thoughts. I am SUPERJADED but polite.

"Did you kill JonBenet?"... indeed. Accept the fact in the comfortable glow of your computers that it was probably someone more like YOU what done it then it was someone like me! An earthquake must have occurred in the cornered market of decency.

J.T.Colfax
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