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"alive! so grateful."


november 4th

1. Boulder Coroner John E. Meyer got fifty K+ votes in his uncontested race yesterday. And SHERRIFF EPP will have the Ramsey housing situation on HIS hands if justice is done. HE crushed his opponent.

2. Commissary items arrived at 5:30AM. Sleep drain.

3. When I was transporting corpses around Denver, I commonly had to swing by the coroner's office. (Headed by Dr.Henry who was in the CROCUMENTARY). That is ti say I might be picking up Corpsey Lorpsey at, Pres./St.Lukes, for example, and though it's ultimate destination might be, say, Kodak Mortuary, I have been told to drop this one at the coroners. Pain in the A$$! But one MUST. So these corpses that are of SLIGHT interest to the coroners get the quick once-over. Yes, like on Quincy. The pathologist will mutter into a tape recorder ect. One thing they SURELY WILL DO is take a big ole needle and jab it right straight in Corpsey Lorpsey's eye! The fluid retrieved in this way helps them determine

b time of death.

According to a LONG AGO column by Chuck Green, Coroner Meyer FAILED to remove this telling fluid from JBR's eyes. Why is it that in Boulder a 6y/o body with a garrote around it's NECK and an 8 inchgash, isn't suspicious enough to remove this evidence from, but down the road in Denver morticians are REGULARLY swinging 90y/o corpses by the coroners office cuz they sneezed IN THE year previous to death? Amazing.

4. THE PREVIOUS ITEMS WERE WRITTEN B4 my Kitchen shift.

5. When I returned from the Kitchen 7 hours later I got mail which included some "chatscripts." I was told I CAN NOT LET these things pile up. GUARD: Rider. TONE: NOT hidious.

6. ALSO received news of a "LIVE" forum via tele. to Matthews for Friday NITE.

7. this stuff keeps me alive! So grateful.

8. But, it gives me an excuse to send no postings until Sunday nite, as the Forum will supercede.

9. gleaned from pel-pel-pelican - I think - that something was stolen from JBR's grave. SEE. That is the LEVEL at which my LIFE was turned upsidedown.

J.T.Colfax
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