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"patzilla ramzilla..."


december 30th

I found a note I wrote about New Years...last year. I was rotting in INTAKE with an oldman from Oklahoma City who smelled like rancid butter. I was on the top bunk cuz of his heart condition. I endlessly lay there watching a very LONELY set of traffic lites change from red to green out on Valmont Rd. somewhere. Around midnite a few inmates pounded on their doors and screamed salutations. My room was close enough to the women's pod that I could hear them too.

Patzilla Ramzilla storming thru the house. Oh, we're all ticking.

There's a junkie named Josh here faking religion. (Like YOU want). Why, he says he saw an overhead projector in court with a transparency on which was typed a transcript of a jail to outside telephone conversation. Will Pam Paugh, the radio star, PLEASE warn Patsy?

Incidentally, Josh and some others snatched some guy who owed drug money off the street in front of espresso Roma, see, they threw him in the back of a pickup truck,see, LISTEN CAREFULLY...what they did was KIDNAP some guy. So they ties him to a chair and they beat him to discuss PAYMENT, see. Then they let him go, see. So he reports it. "And oh, what happened then was rich". About a ton of polizie comes stormin in the house, guns drawn, all and sundry are IMMEDIATELY detained. Now THAT'S a lawyerless kidnapping! In other news Josh owes me a bag of Keefe coffee. The ties that bind. This is a pedestrian bridge. Please push glasses furthur up nose and declare with Connecticut lockjaw, "yes, VERY pedestrian".

Razor exchange will now only take place on Mon, Wed, and Fri evenings.

On the monday following Xmas I listened all morning to the www.peterboyles.com radio show about the 2nd anny of JBR's death. The sun rose and put an insane light in the yard. Purple; otherwordly. The tarps placed for winter over the weight machines in the yard blew violently but silently in the wind. Ticking.
 
 

Last night I got a postcard from Marina Del Rey. ALEX BOYCE (who got the largest sentence of all the rioters in Boulder's OTHER famous incident of a few years back) spent Xmas on the beach. He got out on Dec 18th after dumping a TON of money into the Lamm law office in Longmont to handle his reconsideration before Judge Sandstead.

Who threw rocks?

Who threw mocks?

It's all politics.

I'm glad for Boyce but I STILL have about as long as he did TOTAL.
 

So NOW my sentence is a TWO WAY street. I sentence THEM to MAXIMUM ME for the remainder. More truth than you can shove thru your average mailslot. I recieved in the mail, with NO NOTE, photos of "Indict Patsy/free Colfax" signs placed on the Ramsey yard and throughout Boulder. Beware the ever sucking sinkhole. "The wheels on the bus go round and round."

J.T.Colfax
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