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" 'splain please"


january 11th

A letter from an alcoholic drug addict in the Dep. of Corrections diagnostic unit, (prison entry) announces that I SHOULD ANNOUNCE there will be riots in March when cigarettes are banned in all state prisons. Yeah right.

There used to be a n old man named Gene in here. He was crazy fun. I told him to announce that he was a "nudist as of right now". And he did. That's my kind of instigating.

"All along there were incidents and accidents
there were hints and allegations"

Paul Simon

And now, (pour lamour de diev) can SOMEONE in cyberdom PLEASE explain via my "webmaster" what it is I am supposed to have learned. Tree in a forest. "Hello." Stop with the "you shouldnt's"...such as shouldn't be on the net, shouldn't be interfering in a moida case' shouldn't be calling talk radio hosts when I'm a yanked out of me bed at a billion o clock etc etc. What SHOULD I be doing to SATISFY you dimwits?

The irony is you want me to DISAPPEAR and I'd like to do JUST THAT.

Cabin in the woods I tells you...cabin in the woods. Gimme gimme gimme.

"not to do a lick of work"
"ne pas faire un brin de travail"

BUT,

this cheap ass dictionaire doesn't translate, "Nodules".

Why am I NOT enjoying this as much as the next inmate? What have YOU done for me lately? Where is RELIEF to the point of giggling card playing like the others?

Last nite I was given THIS Ramsey gift...it seems that once upon the trek of time there was a windy night of preparation and anticipation. Caused by a phone call from a judge to the jail. Uh huh. The Ramseys were about to be arrested. The jail's SWING SHIFT stayed on duty to gawk as the night stretched on. This was way back...only a few months after the murder. And as we fixedly know...it didn't happen.

J.T.Colfax
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