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"who's out there?"


january 26th

A day like any other day.  No disasters.  That doesn't mean I'm not rocking back and forth, but at least not at full speed.  When I was in Vancouver the no-smoking-in -public-places law went into affect.  Now, I'm hearing from people in prison about how they can no longer buy tobacco products as of the first of the year   They must not possess any such products after March first oh, yeah, the.ry're rumblin and grumblin about 'riots', but I doubt it'll happen.

The guard opened my door during the afternoon lockdown and gave me a letter from Connie de la internet.  So nice to know people are still out there after the hacking.  Sometimes I can't tell if anyones there or if Morty and I are just talkin to ourselves.

Next to a stool, a lamp, a chair or a wicker cabinet, WHAT am I? sample?  Scortched with em~arrassment.  What's the big deal about this human hand transplant in the news.  Hell, I coulda done that with a dog, a rhino, a net surfer or maybe even a pie.   (Morty is across the hall in "Anger Management" classes, I'll see if he want's hands later) .   I shouldn't tell you what I'm GONNA tell you towards the end of this  series.  But that's my 'risk-taking" acting up again.  You NET people can be a vindictive lot.  My disgust for society in general is well established.  It's just lil ole me that's NOT

You know when I get outta here I'll be "a l essai" (on probation). There's still so much damage you people can do. I wish I had no feeling in my arms and I could flop them around in a grotesque fashion. I could do that whilst drooling and YOU PEOPLE could do your vindictive HACKING and nagging and just check every now and again to see if I've soiled em. The Rainman didn't want to cross the street or fly. I don't wanna go on probation. I don't have the TRUST.

Shotgun cocking in a cabin in the woods...."who's out there?" Do John and Patsy Ramsey ever look out their windows?

J.T.Colfax
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