"beanie's new face"
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january 28th-31st les superbowl weekend Someone, (unidentified to me) has asked Lance and Lisa les webmasters to ask me about a local star in the field of attempted rape, one Monsewer Matthew Raul FALCON. Why, he's the rarebird what lurked on the college campus and struck a woman with a barbell getting all set to rape her, He ended up getting 25 YEARS of probation and 2 years work release, a sentence which the public deplored but we all LAUGHED about it in here because 25 years of probation will NO DOUBT turn into MANY years of PRISON. Anyway, Falcon was in the news last week again for violating his probation by failing to sign some waivers. I suppose this is what brought him freshly to the mind of whoever it is out there who wants to know about him. Yoiu want me to "pull his file" so to speak. Well, Mr. Falcon used to work with rioter extraordinaire, Mr. ALEX BOYCE someplace before they both got in their various troubles. I had never laid eyes on Falcon until this past week. He appeared rather GRABBY for being brandnew in a pod. He sat at my table in the day room and pulled all the newspaper sections towards his rapist self, causing me and another inmate to raise our sense of loss eyebrows. Then the guard (Henry Trujillo) called out "Falcon," for court. And so the rare bird was driven over to the Justice Center where I assume he took care of his paperwork snafu and was placed back in work release, cuz he wasn't round here no mo' when we came back form working in the gym that morning. In short: my review: paperhog. Paperhog=grabby. Grabby can = rapey. . .sense of entitlemnet. What would have been good would have been to bend Falcon over a chair and massage his supple buttocks with generous dollops of "lubrifiant. Yes, to dance beneath a diamond sky... and... slice the cheeks RIGHT OFF. AND THEN what one would be FORCED to do is to transplant them quickly and quietly onto a websurfer named BEANIE. Yes, right on his FACE. This is not too disablingly CRUEL:, afterall there would still be a HOLE.(And by the way, a hole is a "trou.") So you sew these buns securely to Beanies face using butterfly stiches and badda bing Beanie has a trou d ' homme, a "manhole, " for a mouth. But more importantly, this would mean Beanie would be OFFICIALLY showing a SECOND FACE. Why, Beanie, why.. why are you constantly attacking me on the newly REOPENED Boulder News Forum (www. bouldernews. com) ? Couldn't help but notice you withdrew your support and turned vehemently (a butt face!) against me right after I was thrown in the sea of cellies. After I was FORCED to be exposed to people 24 hours a day with no respite. I'm cancelling the double casket I ordered especially for us from Batesville. Due to your two-faced ways I declare we shall not oil up and roll in the same pair of underwear. You have done whats been done before. Perhaps Beanie has a hysterical CLOYING thing with le famous blowhard, AKA GINJA. . and he resented me speaking against that wind on the forums. I am UNABLE to write to random businesses in FRANCE for bitter translations due to the postage increase. Week after week the commissary only brings me the stinking temporary stamp series which do not have the price printed on them - a requirement for international mailing. Good God, how well I'd be able to speak French by now if I'd spent the
last 19 months in a fruity french jail. Oui Oui beyatch!!!
Trial and error would dictate I'd be a virtual frog by now.
I'd still be ticking towards a casket but I'd be learning something.
Instead I watch and wait for the ramseys, bitterly taking note of thier
treatment compared to mine, or my flatulent Nicaruaguan pet, or my diabetic
stepson, on and on and even the treatment of les webmaster when he got
busted and le barged in upon. The code words were 'How
about them Broncos," I believe.
The Ramsey case is ripping the fabric of staus quo justice, hons. There has been SO INCREDIBLY much EFFORT not to charge the Ramseys with the deed. And there's been bungled effort to get em. There's no way for them to lay this one out quietly So lt has become a festival and we digg in it's shadow. But like I said the other day, it's time for a new twist in the case and as this weekend approached the dance broke out.. .this time on the net. Hunter released a photo of a teddy bear found in JBR'S room. He wants le publics help figuring out where such a bear can be purchased. No reason given as to why it's important. The populace in here was a bit taken aback when I spoke of this bear on Thursday night before the story br~ke. I'd simpljd y been on the phone selfishly spending my "webmasters" collect call money. Anyway the next morning (friday) an inmate looking at the Boulder Daily Camera's front page declared he'd seen bears such as that on sale at a gift shop in the Atalanta airport in OCT of 98. But this is a VERY slow person I am speaking of. Anyway, the meat of the bear thing now is that PAM PAUGH, Patsy Ramsey's sister says there was a very "telling" and "prophetic" note found in the bears acoutremental pouch. I'm gonna tell you of a "telling" and "prophetic" note myself one of these days as I sift and sort and bide time. You may now picture me giggling like a hyene in Vancouver if you'd like. Note. Notes. Theyre popping up everywhere. And so... if you are talking to a guard it is COMMON to hear something come over thier radio such as, "Boulder P. D. approaching les garage with eme cooperative male." If les arrestin ofificers outside say "uncooperative, well, then, the guard you are talkin to may have to go assist. (Usually some bellowing drunk. sooner or later I'll have eine BIER when I get out. "Boire comme un trou" is some idiom equivalant to drinkin like eine hollow legged fish with a hole in it. An endless sucking of Alcohol) Anyway, if the guard is not interupted with WORK, what if this very weekend they discussed that it is LIKELY that if the Ramseys were here they'd have to get a COURT ORDER to have more than the one personal Visit a week they'd be allowed if they were placed on Administrative Segregation (PC) status... which they CERTAINLY would be. Of course, Mssrs Haddon, Morgan, Bynum or any of the other billion attorneys they hired within MOMENTS of thier daughters disappearance could visit at WILL. The guard also states that it's doubtful any of the Ramseys case info. would be put on the Sherriff 's Department computers. Further it was stated that the media would be place in a restricted cordoned off area at the edge of the jails property, and it was SPECIFICALLY noted that the media would not be allowed in the parking lot. (All guards and jail employees have stickers on their cars which were printed up a month after the murder in ANTICIPATION of what we are STILL anticipating) . Due to this guard being fairly new, one can deduce that this converastion stems from VERY recent PLANNING discussions Tick, tick, tick,.. I'm tell tellin you, tick, tick, tick. current | 1999 | 1998 | colfax diaries |