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"a touch of hollywood"


april 6


Before reading furthur it would certainly be Apropos to wheeze out eine prayer for those in les internet community SWINGIN stressfully from job to job without the time to blather that they once had.

LAST NITE all of a sudden I decided to giggle like une hyena whilst slopping out little NOTES to these 8 metro area bars...Columbine Lounge, Littleton,Patricks and Quarters  Lounges,Aurora,Davies Locker,Westminster,The Abstract Cafe,Arvada,,Frontier Inn,Lakrwood,Juan Orleans,LafayettE; AnD Heimie's Pub iN Aurora.

These notes simply said that it's become fairly CERTAIN Patsy will be indicted and that there will be an extension of les grand jury.Ah well, let perhaps a few dozen gossipers on barstools discuss Patsy's certain GUILT for awhile.

Tonight's TV news ruiuns the thrust of my notes in that my letters won't arrive till tomorrow and the grand jury extension was made PLAIN. Cant win em all with these handicaps.

In other news "STIX" had a fit in his G.E.D. class today and insisted that the Baby Killer not sit next to him.

So who should wash up in the pod tonight but some HATEFUL "nazi" who used to sit at Lance's and my dinner table way BACK WHEN. They ALL come back. This jerk made some girl (prostitute?) urinate in a QUIZNO'S (fast food)  cup because in his drugged paranoia he didn't want her to leave the room. Something like that.And oh how he used to praise Hitler in the days when Lance's Jewish ass was parked here.He seems to have dropped that schtick.

AT LAST we did go to"rec" in the yard tonight but at first,it was marred in that les nazi came up to me and FIRST THING did loudly utter about seeing me in "that big Ramsey book". I'd almost FORGOTTON that this TERROR...this gay terror..will surely arise. Luckily this jackass only saw the "cast of characters" reference in the back. He said he was with someone and told them when he saw the display, "I bet I know someone in this". Thank you Jeezy for blocking him from finding the pertinent section due to the SLOTH responsible for not  indexing "Perfect".

Where the hell are my translations from Oslo...or my self sufficiency pamphlets from West Virginia?

I hear there were 300 visitors to this site yesterday due probably to a reference to it on Madimoiselle Brady's Ramsey clearing house. (Mental note: cancel Mrs.Brady's unnecessary surgery. Move Cofegirl up list).

Now, if one of you NUTZ were to go up to MONTREAL (a city I've never been to) and if you were to hang yourselves there, I am to understand that the hospital your carcass would lay in is likely to be les CHARLES LEMOYNE Hospital,just across the St.Lawrence River from the city.. Cheap ass dictionary does translate, "autopsy". Escargots au naturel slithering in the gutless wonder on the table. Let me tell you this fine spring night that MAGGOTS make you feel like your hair is dirty. INSTANTLY. Son et Lumiere (sound and light) and it SEEMS like the maggots make noise, but one brings a touch of Hollywood with them even to some godforsaken field. Slack jawed summer corpse in sun. It has to SEEM fake. Change the picture. Add music. Forgodssakes make the fucking thing dance.

J.T.Colfax
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