"oh, how the inmates laughed at patsy"
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april 8th
Les straglin weed known as KUDZU shall have an extended period to grow
round Ramseymansion in Atlanta. First batch of letters to radio stations
about "EMINENCE FRONT" went out last night.
Excellent photo of a mummy in yesterday's papers. YEE HAW. You know,
amongst the shuffled aside BEST of that series.
A sneaky peeky cuckoo is hanging round me TOO GAY MUCH at work in les
gym today. And because he LOOKS crazy and is scheduled to soon visit les
state hospital I began to SING a happy rondelay to him as he did
pull ups. Actually my song only consisted of chanting les words,"MENTAL
ILLNESS" . Not easy, let me tell you,giving these words marching FLIGHT.
He did feign a Jewish accent and scowl, "mental illness...mental fillness".
John and PAtsy Ramsey's photos are up on les pod bulletin board. Yes,
I took Dusty Saunder's "TV" column from the paper this afternoon and hung
it up in an effort to drum up interest in watching CBS's "48 Hours" Ramsey
show tonight. It was interesting to see how many people stopped to read
it in the course of the day.LOTS. There may be difficulty in watching it,
as these morons simply LOVE "Cops" and "Married With Children", which also
occupy that slot.
Saunders wrote that there's a segment on Jeff Shapiro in the 48 Hours
show. Remember when in the net beginning this Shapiro entity signed up
to visit me. I spent an hour and a half pacing and drinking coffee, wondering
WHO this could be. A secret Ramsey lawyer? A disgruntled cybersurfer come
to blacken my tired eyes?... And then he din't show up. Too busy with his
hat collection?
Amazon.com bookmark stuffed into the vent in my room. Tired of being
sick I tells ya.
Can't sleep these many nights. Like there's ONE SINGLE PEA under my
plastic mattress.
Whose NOSE is en la aire for defensive reasons? Plug that vent.
But as I dosed I thought...wouldn't it have been deliceaux if when a
family came to view a CARCASS (oh how we tittered at that unacceptable
word in les mortuaries) and les funeral director marches em into a chapel
and gathers em all about les casket, well, come on, wouldn't it be good
if I was IN THERE with the dearly becorpsed...maybe eating some HOT TAMALES...and
we say," this is a full SOIVACE funeral home...I'm going with".
Make a mistake...ACT like it's normal. The sunset tonight was EVIL.
Pure evil.
Did I ever tell you...and let me warn you this is CRACKLINGLY UGLY for
those prone to indignance...did I ever tell you that one of the HORANS,
as in, "Horan McConaty Mortuaries" was washing a corpse's DICK one day
whilst talking with employee DAVE RODGERS, who attracts fags like flies?
Okay, so this particular Horan affects a crazed look for Dave's sick benefit
and he says, "what would you do if I took out my cock and jerked it
off with this guy's dick?" (meaning a sort of frotage with les corpse).
Horan began at this point to yank les corpse's cock in a masturbatory fashion.
That is ALL there was to the incident as Rodgers related it to me.I ole
snave wouldn't report THAT. This is the way we abuse les corpse,abuse les
corpse, abuse les corpse.
JT Colfax
ADDENDUM..RE:48 HOURS
Oh, how the inmates laughed at Patsy's headshakin and arm flalin
1) Jameson came across WAY better than Patsy
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