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"easy breezy weezy,the jail god"


april 15th

Someone coming back from the first group that went to dinner was whistling "POP GOES THE WEASLE" loudly and memorably.Please insert cactus up rectum.

But this is the exciting day in which I mail away the blue prints of the jail for posting on the net.

Why they were just a laying around the module,I DONT KNOW.

If anyone is sizzling with concern I'll tell you,they were on the bookshelves in Med.B...the set of shelves nearest the module's front door.

In Vancouver last night it was the Flames 5, the Canucks 4  in the close of the hockey season for Vancouver.

Oh,it's all Ramsey,Ramsey,Ramsey round here.I don't LIKE it this way,particularly,nevermind (peu importe) my propensity for drama.

My ears need cleaning ever so badly,and yet  the atmosphere is BLAZING with childish noise. The main instigator lives right below me.He led a train of morons (who were out to clean after lockdown)around les module last night, proclaiming, "Jesus loves you" and "good night" at each door. You can imagine how irritating that was. Oh, there's always some jackass shoving Easy Breezy Weezy, the jail God, at you. Get's so you end up so turned off you can't recall if Jeezy Weezy and Christy Weisty are one in the same.

A letter from Walsenburg tells me that 750 inmates there refused to eat for 2 days,complaining about the food quality and the recent smoking ban.

J.T.Colfax
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