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"corporate america's tribute to jonbenet ramsey"


april 19th

There once was a lurking jerk named WALLY. Boy, was his Texas accent pronounced. He was everyone's friend up until his LAST TWO WEEKS when he did drop his mask and sizzle with hatred and bubble with backtalk. He hung out with a mentally ill Vietnamese named VU (which means storm).When Wally, who was my neighbor, finally got out (10 days LATE) he showed amazing lifelessness in that a few days later his free self did appear standing at the loading dock near the secured kitchen door. He did come up and ask one of the employees to tell Vu that he'd come to pick up some money. So then he went up front and went through that process and a guard brought Vu papers to sign the money out to Wally.Twenty five dollars in card gambling debts.

Anyway,beyond that loading dock by the kitchen I know not what exists back thatta way.It's a blind spot, for inmates. And THAT is EXACTLY where the media encampment shall take place IF it comes to that. And let me tell you this, you salivators,the Phone Company HAS BEEN here and installed the auxilliary lines that would be necessary for the media in THAT blind spot.The idea is to tie them down BACK THERE where they can see NOTHING. This is the same area where at certain times of the year they set up tents to house those who are sentenced only to weekends in jail.

Due to recent snowstorms (snowVus?) the mountains have looked clear and stark in the day and evil as the Carpathians at dusk.

There was a garage sale at the pink mobile home on Airport Road.Around there,that's where I'd want to be on PUBLIC PROPERTY...and WATCH.

I'm sure no one knows or cares anymore,cept just maybe Madame Brady...and so,even if just for her I shall say...David White,CHILD MOLESTER EXTRAORDINAIRE, was not well liked during his recent reconsideration visit up from FREMONT prison. THis time they hid him in Deputy Stamy's PHOENIX PROJECT pod...right across from me. He came up from prison INCOGNITO...quite smart. He had a giant beard and long hair. He wore this through his booking process and then,immediately, cut back to his babyfaced self when his nbew photo was on file. So there he was in the papers as Grizzly Adams and it took awhile for people to figure him out. Anyway, word is that he did cross legs,and point, and blow right hard in those nonstop meetings they have in that rehab pod. On, and on, and on he did go and control.Those molesters...they really are good at that control thing. Aint it cute,what people do? White told me long ago (a year ago) in the Hole with indignation how the name JBR came up in his case. But...see...he molested 3 little girls.He'll be out in a year or so.

I am going to amuse myself tonight since the R case dangles so VERY in the air around here. I am going to find myself some morons and convince them that the "R" in the circled registered trademark symbol is actually corporate America's tribute to JonBenet Ramsey.It's so THICK here just now I bet I can find some takers.

J.T.Colfax
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