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assaulting an officer


april 22th


Received no mail, not ANY day this week. For this antisocial situation I must damage $12,000 worth of property. But I'll keep note of that in a seperate ledger book from whatever the reason is that I must damage $8000 in property in Boulder itself. I can't scroll back, so I forget why? Was it the extra three weeks in jail for NET activities? Oh, it's so confusing to be this bitter. It's WORK, that's what it is!

Is Patsy here yet? No, she is not.

You know what would be CUTE... would be to FIT Patsy with a clumsy clanky CASKET costume. THat is to say the casket should be customized so as to be a little more snug than usual, and we'd heve LEG HOLE and ARM HOLES, see. And so, we'd take Patsy out in les desert somewhere, or up to  the top of MT.URINE, or maybe all the way to MT.REAL for which they named that French speaking North American city below. Okay - so we yanks Patsy outta the truck and she can go-to-walking in such a stumbly bumbly way, stiff legs stickin' outta leg holes.

And when we gets her to a picturesque spot one amongst you KRAZY NET NUTS can whip out yer CRUCIFIX and THUD it against her bossom. We'll WITNESS HER FALL in the WILDERNESS. Such a clank and clatter when that casket hits les earth! We can stand over the boy of cryin eyes, flailing legs and waving arms, secure in our knowledge that she SHANT get outta this predicament. She shall ROAST there under the SUN or otherwise suffer the ellements of exposure.

Who amongst you will install one of your fingers over one of your nostrils and BLOW outta the other all manne of goo into her face? She will FLAIL as did Kafka's cockroach GREGOR SAMSA. THe last 2 words in that little story were "young body." Thank you very much for never answering me even though NOW I'm told there have been 1500"hits." THat's right my darlings, KEPP "THE VOID" IN PLACE FOR ME even with proof you are sucking on my blood of difference. Viva! So bloody fearful do ye be that I'll turn, like, dullard and be a-pestering you for Francs. "Whatever" - as they say. I hope someone plays shamefully with your dead genitals - all of you.

WHOOAA - I'm back - sort of. Cracklingly alive today. YEE HAW. So glad to have DUMPED that wretched boxed-in work program. Not happy enough to work! And there I sat this afternoon watching a movie in the "Life Skills" class with 3 females from the women's pod. CRAZY. They did titter about a glimpse of Kevin Costner's buttocks.

J.T.Colfax
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