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"eeelish guard out of the blue"


may 3


What we have around here lately is "unmonde fou"- a fearful crowd of rednecks indeed. A MASSIVE amount of the witchcraft known a 'CONTROL' being practiced.

Where's my responses from the MONTREAL NUDIST group - or - the gallery I wrote to in OSLO..... oh yeah ...people fear any nuttiness. I forget sometimes you know. And the spirit in which I forget these incidents is known as the life-goes-on-shrug.

I wonder if they've installed protrusions from every street pole in America in my absence -a sort of straw one can get down on their knees in front of and suck free liquor through.

LT.HANKS will be promoted to Captain anytime now. It's to him I'll have to appeal to try to take my jail wristband with me as I.D. Later In the day I heard this was in the paper - (his promotion.)

Some sort of eeelish guard out of the blue asked me about sex with corpses the other nite., Nailing it down with the self-righteous remark, "You wouldn't tell me if you did anyway." Apparently another guard had bullshitted him into believing that I had placed corpses into tuxedos and wedding dresses and married them. "Capital Idea." I think I might use Martin Van Buren as the groom since I'm apparently going to Albany. But what SWINGER might be his purging gurgling bride.

I heard a female inmate say a PATSY-THING TODAY. I'll tell YOU tomorrow. An oblique threat. On one side, I have a raging crier. Oh, he's done 8 years in prison etc. but it's ALWAYS time to cry or pound on his table screaming, "fucking bitch." Today he's got big signs hanging on his door reading "SICK" and "HEADACHE."

Recently there was a fight that was not officially discovered. It involved a "ghb" guy -someone in here for manufacturing that new drug. All the self righteous "good people" are really stirring up les shit.

J.T.Colfax
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