"patsy manson"
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may 5
Patsy Ramsey chewing thru
a log like a beaver... Patsy Ramsey standing outside Katherine Hepburn's
window making notes on her HEADSHAKING TECHNIQUE ....Patsy Ramsey giggling
in a mirror... Patsy Ramsey goes to Six Flags and appears to talk to someone,
who isn't really there, (on the TEA CUP ride) .....PATSY MANSON.
Patsy Ramsey, in all matters
takes a deep breath and asks herself- "what would LIZA MINNELLI do?" ......
Patsy Ramsey grandiosely whipping out her credit card and waiting for sales
clerk recognition... Patsy Ramsey ingratiating herself with Lizzie Borden
in hell ....PATSY MANSON.
Patsy Ramsey at the McDonalds
(on Peachtree) in Atlanta LOUDLY orders suchlike: "Oh, just give me a fuckin
Happy Meal." ..... Patsy Ramsey running for the SEnate against Hillary Rodham
Clinton .....Patsy Ramsey chasing a naked BURKE around the mansion, pushing
a sequin dress at him while screaming, "you have to be America's People's
Princess Now." .....PATSY MANSON.
Patsy Ramsey having a cup
of urine thrown in her face at Heaven's Gate .... Patsy Ramsey chased endlessly
at nite, round a racetrack by a mechanical rabbit that looks like JBR's
ghost (flowing nitegown, outstretched arms, malevolent eyes) ... Patsy Ramsey
reminding Burke that she can only buy him a candy factory "if nobody tattles" ....
Patsy Ramsey naked and spreadwide on the couch saying, "let's make another
little girl John, maybe that'll get the bastards off our backs."..... PATSY
MANSON.
Patsy Ramsey, instead of
wearing an AIDS RIBBON, decides it would be cute to sport some little boy's
penis on her lapel..... Patsy Ramsey, in Spain, she misunderstands the
Running of the Bulls festival, whips out a maglight and starts thunkin
the cows to death...;. Patsy Ramsey pounding LIZ TAYLOR's door at 4:00AM,
bottle of wine in hand, shouting up at the bedroom window, "BITCH, I bet
there's plenty uh yung peepul that don't know who duh hell you are compared
to ME."...... PATSY MANSON.
Patsy Ramsey and her husband
have themselves buried with only their heads sticking out of the ground
at Atlanta's ungodly TECHWOOD HOUSING PROJECTS, a hollowed elephants leg
full of golf clubs stands near them..... PATSY MANSON.
Patsy Ramsey, working feverishly in her basement, wood
chips flying everywhere because, like a beaver, she is gnawing her own
casket..... PATSY MANSON.
-J.T.Colfax
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