Patsy Ramsey said, "I don't see why Burke and I should stop showering together just cuz of this crap." Patsy wrote to the President asking him to order his postmaster to create a stamp depicting JonBenet - but at the conclusion she said, " if that's too TACKY - why not just put MY picture on it." Patsy Ramsey standing over a constantly ringing phone,... "I just know it's that JAMESON THING again," she says to know one in particular. (Patsy Manson)

"We SHOULD have put some of that Sambo-ish black lingo in the note," says Patsy to John on the verandah.... In full feathery Las Vegas costume, we can see Patsy Ramsey at 6:00 run from one bush to the next until she snatches up the ATLANTA JOURNAL from her neighbor's driveway and sneaks back to her mansion. (Patsy Manson)

In the Charlevoix house there were recipe cards for such items as "Irish Stew," "German Chocolate Cake," and Oysters Rockerfeller," but for some strange reason Patsy had crossed out the adjectives and used a Sharpie to change the cards to read: "Frustration Stew," "German Frustration Cake," and "Oysters Frustration".... John is SICK and TIRED of Patsy's nonstop daydreaming about editing Madonna out of EVITA and dubbing herself in. (Patsy Manson)

Burke gives Patsy a playful kick under the table, she says, "What are you doing, silly?" - and he responds by opening his mouth WIDE to reveal a reekin pile of PINEAPPLE... Notes found at the Boulder house clearly show that BEA ARTHUR was the intended victim (but the cops declined to investigate that lead.) Patsy Ramsey writes a terse note to German Chancellor Schroeder demanding cookie money for Burke, "or I'll let it die." (Patsy Manson)

JT Colfax