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"dep mike's doodle"
(did you go to art school Mike?)


june 1



 
 
 

Well, I certainly sigh with relief at this particular change of months, but for local agitation I�m not very communicative right now.

Just received and AWFUL hair cut from Francisio Robles-Garza. I think Rita Burger is BLOCKING me from getting one from REAL haircutter.

So incredibly distracted. Should I drink 5 cups of coffee?

I saw the volunteer guard who only does it so he could fly the Sheriffs Dept. plane. I forced Cisco to ask him if he was gonna be the one to pick up the Ramseys. He said, "doubt it,," and then he turned and said, "you never know."

Isn�t it about Ramsey o�clock by now. In 18 days I�l have been here TWO YEARS.

Starting to clear things outta my path. I took a bunch of old printouts of Mrs. Brady�s front page and put them one by one in magazines. Detritus. From a million years ago, well---April anyway, something about Don Wreges Ramsey parody songs and Darnay was gonna be on THEN, going concern known as WROW.

I opened my mouth in crooked smiled CRUELTY to my neighbor les molester Jones. We were walkin les path in les yard,see, when he mused upon the whereabout of a certain Mr. ANYON since "pops" anyon wasn�t popping up in his window like he used to. And so I says,-And I says it ICILY,"why, are you worried about your fellow molester."

He done threatened to hit me, he did.

Oh, but he�s trapped in a world in which people can DIGG, DIGG, DIGG.

I bet Patsy, even out THERE- is about ready to make inquires into where, just where can she get a big bustlin bag full of LICE that she can dig in and TOSS in the faces of those what DIGG, DIGG, DIGG. Just like my neighbor Jim Jones SHE din do nuttin. RIGHT.

And lastly thru les Magic du HYPERTEXT why don�t you click somewheres bout right here so that you can see---the time killing doodle done by Deputy Mike Nuanes over this long wretched weekend just past. When he got up to do his "med-rounds" I done did snatch up les Rocky Mtn News he doodled upon.

He�s been reading this here website-seem like, on a daily basis, lately and so it should be said that the very fact that I know who doodles WHAT round here is PROOF that I�m just about as halfbaked as YOU can get in this plastic oven so, see, it�s time to go.

I should be telling you about CORPSES-CORPSES-CORPSES now, afterall-they were EVERYWHERE. Corpse goo on my tie. Sweaty corpse in a plastic bag, etc. but its all about last haircuts and getting rid of paper flotsom today.

J.T.Colfax
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