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"has returned to haunt the shower"


june 6th

and many days previous.

"When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter..."

Yes, I was able to see Brennan's time marches on article over ther weekend.  The one what brung us les vision of Det. Bosage directing traffic for a festival.  Will he also direct traffic IF les circus comes to town?

Similar to les vision of Pasty throwing handfulls of lice into the faces if Inquiring reporters I should whip up HUNDREDS of handwritten note saying, " I ate free TOW YEARS AT YOUR expense."  Yes, I should toss these on wealthy lawns.  They THINK THAT is the attutude--don't they.

What else lately?

Oh--les accused molester Mssr. ANYON who's back in this pod after some medical problems.  So--over the weekend he FAINTS.  Sgt. Groff sends him down to medical.  They bring him back in the wheelchair.

The "podfather" who lived in 23 got out in answer to my prayers to Jeezy H. Weezy.  Couldn't help but notice he went over and did that zany knuckle hitting "handshake" with les rapist FALCON.

more...

Mssr. Hamilton, whom I ONCE mentioned because he threw his crucifix across the room when he felt it failed him, well--he got out of jail a month ago--and--now he done did slam into a tree whilst glugging and drivin'.  They all come back.  I am dizzy from the revolving of les door.

I am in the BOULDER jail and due to the NATURE of it I have been UNABLE to deliver to you the visions I'm sure you've been CRAVING--the sights and sounds of ANGRY BLACKS.  Oh yes, a  HALLMARK of most jails and in ALL white minds PONDERING jail.

But now--back in this jail again--and in this pod--we are featuring "CHOCOLATE" whose LAST case was bizzarely in the papers late last year when a drug deal went awry.  Her HERE AND LOUD again.  He did open his mouth and SHRIEK sucklike when a razor commercial was on TV:  "Oh yes--like no muddafuckin blacks shave--no Mexicans or Chinese.  Only fuckin whites SHAVE."  Real, real LOUD--hear it LOUD in your minds or forget it.  He LOVES to be seen on his tiolet with the door open too.

In other news:  I only live for momentary distraction.

AND:  I see a certain summerish GNAT has returned to haunt the shower.

Who wants to be FIRST in line to IMAGINE how I could have changed positively over these two years.

Q:  "What job shall I get?"
A:  "Any."

J.T.Colfax
 

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