TOP TEN THINGS P.M.S. STANDS FOR

 10. Perpetual Munching Spree

 9. Puffy Mid-Section

 8. People Make Me Sick

 7. Provide Me with Sweets

 6. Pardon My Sobbing

 5. Pimples May Surface

 4. Pass My Sweatpants

 3. Pissy Mood Syndrome

 2. Plainly, Men Suck

 and the #1 thing P.M.S. stands for is . . .

 Who cares? I'm not in the mood to play this anymore.