Computer Funnies

You know you get them all the time -- funny forwards in your e-mail. Also, links to funny sites which have been e-mailed by friends. Well, in case you've missed a few, I've decided to save them here for your amusement. Feel free to send me more.

 

Cat Humor:

Cats are Funny -- a variety of observations about our feline friends

Cat Rules -- just a few of the rules cats live by

Why Teenagers are Like Cats -

A Conclusion about Cats -- hmmm?

Felinus Parasitie -- This is from a student at UT. Find kitty humor under "crackpots" off the main page. Very funny.

See the Fierce Bisquidon and Velocimimi -- Original Cartoons by Jeff

Cat Bathing As Martial Art -- this one always cracks me up!

How to Give Your Cat a Pill -- we all know how much fun this is to do.

A Letter to the Dog from the Cat --

How to Tell the Weather -- sent by Elizabeth Kimber

10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Password -- from Cats n Kittens

Mapping of Cat Brain --

Rules For Cats Who Have A House to Run -- from Sue Cat's kitties

Lights Out -- a cute flash card shows that strange things can happen when the lights go out!

Feline Physics --

Internet for Cats -- lots of funny, I mean useful info for the internet savy feline

Cats Are From Mars -- you'll find the scientific proof here

The Bad Kitty List -- list of rules for the naughty kitty

10 Reasons Why Cats are Better than Babies -- from Catnip Creations

The Cat User's Manual -- for v. 7.0. I imagine that much of this would also be valid for earlier models.

10 Signs Your Cat is Trying To Kill You -- from Catnip Creations

Catalyze - The name CATalyze comes from the third given definition of the word 'catalyze', "To produce fundamental change in; transform." The reason we've chosen this as our emblem and motto is our tendancy (and that of cats in general) to produce fundamental change and transformation in our world. Obvious examples would be Delusion & Athene, their couch and blinds, our many chew toys, Athene's leather coat (which we have not seen in a long time and believe to be somewhere in the Great Beyond), etc.

Cat/Human Translations -- from Dog the Cat

Cathumor -- with jokes, daily comics, etc.

Ode to Spot -- STNG's Data penned this poem for his cat. For more on this famous feline, you can find photos and references at My Ode to Spot by a Dutch Trekker.

Freddie Street Cats -- fun for cats, includes cat's guide to life and practical engineering for cats.

Space Cats 3000 -- follow the adventures of 3 cats in space

Beastly Cat -- you have to see the amazing talents of this cat to belive it LoL

Madison the Genius Cat -- he's a psychic, too

 

Women:

TOP TEN THINGS P.M.S. STANDS FOR -

A Modern Fairy Tale -- read this updated version of the 3 Bears

A Look in the Mirror -

Why God Created Woman --

An Arthurian Tale --

Princess and Frog -- a variation of the familiar Grimms' tale

Top 10 Things only Women Understand --

Women Beware! -- a warning for all women

3 Wise Women --

Why Santa is a Woman --

 

Those Darn Kids:

A Little Girl in Tuscaloosa -- a little bit of sport related humor

Little Leroy... -- Leroy writes a letter to God

Political Humor:

Reasons to Vote for George W -- need some convincing? Read this!

A Modern Fable

A Dance off

Curious George

 

Computer Humor:

10 Ways to Know of A Computer is Owned by a Redneck

Spell Check: A Poem -- very cute!

What Gender are Computers? -- could have put this under men/women, too

Windows 98 Southern Edition --

Microsoft vs. the Borg --

Microsoft the Next Generation --

'Twas the Night Before Implementation -- A spin on the old Christmas favorite

What if Microsoft Made Cars -

Internet Exploiter -- the best way to serf the net!

Mind Reading Markup Language (MRML) - a guide

Satan Meets Bill Gates -

Bill Gates Jokes -includes his to do list

 

Academic Humor:

Literature Abuse -- this is one of my favorites!

'Twas the Night Before Finals -- another spin

College Admission, by Dave Berry

Why God Would Never Receive Tenure -

150 Things Not to Do/Say at Your Thesis Defense -

You Might Be a College Student if... -

 

Star Wars / Star Trek:

Star Trek Macbeth

Star Trek: File This -- The Star Trek Universe once again explodes into action on UPN this fall with Star Trek: File This, the adventures of a group of clerical workers in the Internal Requisitions Department of Starfleet's Bureau of Resource Management and Allocation!

Red Shirt Ensigns vs. Stormtroopers -- WWWF Grudgematch presents

Trek Wars --

If Dr. Seuss wrote for STNG --

 

General Humor:

A Few Zen Moments -- good source for signatures

Yoga Humor -- a collection of yoga based jokes from Root & Wings

Fundamentalist Aesopians Interpret Fox-Grapes Parable Literally -- a great fake news article from The Onion.

Originality vs Orthodoxy -- a witty academic anecdote

The Atheist and the Bear --

The Dog Fight -- or how the cold war was ended

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? --

Why We Work -- Good question

Do You Have What it Takes to Be a Professional? -- take this quiz and find out

The 23rd Psalm for the Work Place -- more uplifting that funny really

The Yoga Champion --

Dear Abby -- this one's especially for our friends who are Auburn fans

I know that this is just silly, but you need to see the Infinite Fish TV on this page -- it's a parody of kungfu movie diologues!

Urban Legends Humor -- funny mistranslations, newspaper letters, letter nonsense, etc.

Murphy's Law of the Day --

The Procrastinator's Creed --

Job Applicant Lingo --

Top 10 Useful Business Phrases --

How to Have Fun During the Work Day -- #1 is my favorite

Psychiatric Hotline --

Top 10 Useful Business Phrases --

Sergent Greg's Stupidest of the Stupid Criminals --

Bumper Sticker Humor -

How Do These People Survive? -- one of the many collections of anecdotes about the intellectually challenged

English is a Crazy Language -

Missing Scene from Hamlet -- Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY

Dr. Seuss Does Shakespeare -

So You've Decided To Be Evil --

Sci Cops: Enforcers of Natural Law -- a memoir

Top 19 Excuses Not to go to Work -- plus other funny lists

You might be computer illiterate if... --this site has many such lists and you can add your own answers

Darwin Awards -evolution in action

Funny Want Ads --

 

 

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