You know you get them all the time -- funny forwards in your e-mail. Also, links to funny sites which have been e-mailed by friends. Well, in case you've missed a few, I've decided to save them here for your amusement. Feel free to send me more.
Cats are Funny -- a variety of observations about our feline friends
Cat Rules -- just a few of the rules cats live by
A Conclusion about Cats -- hmmm?
Felinus Parasitie -- This is from a student at UT. Find kitty humor under "crackpots" off the main page. Very funny.
See the Fierce Bisquidon and Velocimimi -- Original Cartoons by Jeff
Cat Bathing As Martial Art -- this one always cracks me up!
How to Give Your Cat a Pill -- we all know how much fun this is to do.
A Letter to the Dog from the Cat --
How to Tell the Weather -- sent by Elizabeth Kimber
10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Password -- from Cats n Kittens
Rules For Cats Who Have A House to Run -- from Sue Cat's kitties
Lights Out -- a cute flash card shows that strange things can happen when the lights go out!
Internet for Cats -- lots of funny, I mean useful info for the internet savy feline
Cats Are From Mars -- you'll find the scientific proof here
The Bad Kitty List -- list of rules for the naughty kitty
10 Reasons Why Cats are Better than Babies -- from Catnip Creations
The Cat User's Manual -- for v. 7.0. I imagine that much of this would also be valid for earlier models.
10 Signs Your Cat is Trying To Kill You -- from Catnip Creations
Catalyze - The name CATalyze comes from the third given definition of the word 'catalyze', "To produce fundamental change in; transform." The reason we've chosen this as our emblem and motto is our tendancy (and that of cats in general) to produce fundamental change and transformation in our world. Obvious examples would be Delusion & Athene, their couch and blinds, our many chew toys, Athene's leather coat (which we have not seen in a long time and believe to be somewhere in the Great Beyond), etc.
Cat/Human Translations -- from Dog the Cat
Cathumor -- with jokes, daily comics, etc.
Ode to Spot -- STNG's Data penned this poem for his cat. For more on this famous feline, you can find photos and references at My Ode to Spot by a Dutch Trekker.
Freddie Street Cats -- fun for cats, includes cat's guide to life and practical engineering for cats.
Space Cats 3000 -- follow the adventures of 3 cats in space
Beastly Cat --
you have to see the amazing talents of this cat to belive it LoL
Madison the Genius Cat -- he's a psychic, too
TOP TEN THINGS P.M.S. STANDS FOR -
A Modern Fairy Tale -- read this updated version of the 3 Bears
Princess and Frog -- a variation of the familiar Grimms' tale
Top 10 Things only Women Understand --
Women Beware! -- a warning for all women
3 Wise Women --
A Little Girl in Tuscaloosa -- a little bit of sport related humor
Little Leroy... -- Leroy writes a letter to God
Reasons to Vote for George W -- need some convincing? Read this!
10 Ways to Know of A Computer is Owned by a Redneck
Spell Check: A Poem -- very cute!
What Gender are Computers? -- could have put this under men/women, too
Windows 98 Southern Edition --
Microsoft the Next Generation --
'Twas the Night Before Implementation -- A spin on the old Christmas favorite
Internet Exploiter -- the best way to serf the net!
Mind Reading Markup Language (MRML) - a guide
Bill Gates Jokes -includes his to do list
Literature Abuse -- this is one of my favorites!
'Twas the Night Before Finals -- another spin
College Admission, by Dave Berry
Why God Would Never Receive Tenure -
150 Things Not to Do/Say at Your Thesis Defense -
You Might Be a College Student if... -
Star Trek: File This -- The Star Trek Universe once again explodes into action on UPN this fall with Star Trek: File This, the adventures of a group of clerical workers in the Internal Requisitions Department of Starfleet's Bureau of Resource Management and Allocation!
Red Shirt Ensigns vs. Stormtroopers -- WWWF Grudgematch presents
Trek Wars --
If Dr. Seuss wrote for STNG --
A Few Zen Moments -- good source for signatures
Yoga Humor -- a collection of yoga based jokes from Root & Wings
Fundamentalist Aesopians Interpret Fox-Grapes Parable Literally -- a great fake news article from The Onion.
Originality vs Orthodoxy -- a witty academic anecdote
The Dog Fight -- or how the cold war was ended
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? --
Why We Work -- Good question
Do You Have What it Takes to Be a Professional? -- take this quiz and find out
The 23rd Psalm for the Work Place -- more uplifting that funny really
Dear Abby -- this one's especially for our friends who are Auburn fans
I know that this is just silly, but you need to see the Infinite Fish TV on this page -- it's a parody of kungfu movie diologues!
Urban Legends Humor -- funny mistranslations, newspaper letters, letter nonsense, etc.
Top 10 Useful Business Phrases --
How to Have Fun During the Work Day -- #1 is my favorite
Top 10 Useful Business Phrases --
Sergent Greg's Stupidest of the Stupid Criminals --
How Do These People Survive? -- one of the many collections of anecdotes about the intellectually challenged
Missing Scene from Hamlet -- Enter FRED, DAPHNE, VELMA, SHAGGY, AND SCOOBY
So You've Decided To Be Evil --
Sci Cops: Enforcers of Natural Law -- a memoir
Top 19 Excuses Not to go to Work -- plus other funny lists
You might be computer illiterate if... --this site has many such lists and you can add your own answers
Darwin Awards -evolution in action
